Amy Schumer - Slutty Face Tattoo - Uncensored

Season 1 09/19/11 Views: 251,533

Amy Schumer doesn't understand why Mike Tyson has a slutty lower-back tattoo on his face. (1:06)

WASN'T HE GREAT UP HERE?

NO, I'M ASKING.

I COULDN'T UNDERSTANDA FUCKIN' WORD HE SAID.

MIKE, YOUR VOICE SOUNDSLIKE A GIRL CRYING.

EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK,

DO YOU GIVE YOURSELFAN ERECTION?

- SOMETIMES.DEPENDS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT--

- HEY, HEY, HEY, MIKE,

HERE'S SOMETHINGYOU'LL NEVER HEAR--

"GREAT TATTOO!"

YOU HAVE A SLUTTYLOWER-BACK TATTOO ON YOUR FACE.

MEN DON'T KNOWWHETHER TO BE SCARED OF IT

OR FINISH ON IT.

LOOK AT THAT FACE.

IT'S SO--IT'S SO DARK AND WRINKLY

AND CONSTANTLYGETTING POUNDED.

IT'S LIKE PATRICE'SGRANDMOTHER'S ASSHOLE

AFTER A GOSPEL BRUNCH.

- WHOA, SHIT.

- I'M JUST ASSUMINGSHE RAISED YOU.

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