Room for Improvement - The Worst Room

  • Season 1, Ep 0111
  • 11/06/2013
  • Views: 1,261

The contestants come up with improved taglines for "affordable" Craigslist apartments. (2:49)

>> GUYS, IT IS TIMETO PLAY "ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )OKAY.

THE WORST ROOM IS A TUMBLR THATCHRONICLES THE PERILS OF FINDING

A BIG CITY APARTMENT HAVE ACRAIGSLIST.

I SAID AFFORDABLE, NOT NIERKSLIVABLE.

I WILL SHOW YOU A PHOTO OF ANAPARTMENT AND YOU NEED TO COME

UP WITH A BETTER TAG LINE TOSELL THIS APARTMENT TO SOMEONE

THAN THE ONE THAT'S ON THADE.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

SHARED BASEMENT, SHAREDBASEMENT.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED THAN THIS?

A DIVIDER AND A TENT AND ATELEVISION.

RON FUNCHES.

>> ARE YOU A RUGGED INDOORSMAN?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> I LOVE IT.

I LOVE IT.

>> I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TO BERUGGED FOR WHATEVER THAT LIVING

SITUATION IS.

>> LOOK AT HOW SAD THE OCCUPYMOVEMENT HAS BECOME.

>> IT'S GONE AROUND-->> NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE, 750 A

MONTH.

IT'S A PLATFORM IN SOME TYPE OFA FREIGHT GARAGE.

LONG-TERM ONLY!

RON FUNCHES.

>> WHY HAVE AN APARTMENT WHENYOU CAN HAVE A DUPLEX?

>> OH, YOU ARE GOOD!

( APPLAUSE )YOU SHOULD GO INTO REAL ESTATE,

MY FRIEND.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY, I JUST HADTO READ THIS IN SOME KIND OF

WEIRD ACCENT-- LONG-TERM, ONLY!

>> CAN I HAVE IT FOR SHORT TERM.

>> NO, NO, LONG TERM ONLY.

YOU LIVE ON PLATFORM FOREVER!

I BURY YOU YOU ON THE PLATFORM!

( APPLAUSE )HERE'S THE NEXT ONE FOR 675 A

MONTH.

BRING LADDER.

B.Y.O.L., GUYS.

B.Y.O.L.

HERE'S THE-- LET'S JUST SAYTHAT'S A MANNEQUIN.

LET'S JUST SAY THAT'S A HALF AMANNEQUIN.

RANDY?

>> MY QUESTION WAS DOES TEDWILLIAMS' FROZEN TORSO ALSO COME

WITH IT.

>> THAT'S ON THE OTHER LEVEL.

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED THE LADDER.

>> THE OTHER TITLE WOULD BEEAT-IN BATHROOM AND HAUNTED

BIDET.

>> POINTS, POINTS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> I LIKE IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, HERE'S THE NEXT ONE, FOR750 A MONTH, WALLS WILL BE

REPAINTED WHITE BEFORE YOU MOVEIN.

NO WINDOWS.

NO WINDOWS.

RON FUNCHES.

>> 420 FRIENDLY.

BUT ACID REQUIRED.

>> POINTS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D WANT TO

PAINT OVER THAT.

YOU COULD TOTALLY-- IF YOU'RETRYING TO FIND THE ZODIAC

KILLER-->> IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

>> COME LIVE WHERE KEITH HERRINGDIED.

>> IT'S RIGHT THERE.

>> IT'S RIGHT THERE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

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