Room for Improvement - The Worst Room

  • Season 1 , Ep 0111
  • 11/06/2013
  • Views: 1,328

The contestants come up with improved taglines for "affordable" Craigslist apartments. (2:44)

( BLEEP ) AROUND ON THE

INTERNET.

>> I LOVE IT.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, IT IS TIME

TO PLAY "ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

OKAY.

THE WORST ROOM IS A TUMBLR THAT

CHRONICLES THE PERILS OF FINDING

A BIG CITY APARTMENT HAVE A

CRAIGSLIST.

I SAID AFFORDABLE, NOT NIERKS

LIVABLE.

I WILL SHOW YOU A PHOTO OF AN

APARTMENT AND YOU NEED TO COME

UP WITH A BETTER TAG LINE TO

SELL THIS APARTMENT TO SOMEONE

THAN THE ONE THAT'S ON THADE.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

SHARED BASEMENT, SHARED

BASEMENT.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED THAN THIS?

A DIVIDER AND A TENT AND A

TELEVISION.

RON FUNCHES.

>> ARE YOU A RUGGED INDOORSMAN?

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ).

>> I LOVE IT.

I LOVE IT.

>> I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE

RUGGED FOR WHATEVER THAT LIVING

SITUATION IS.

>> LOOK AT HOW SAD THE OCCUPY

MOVEMENT HAS BECOME.

>> IT'S GONE AROUND--

>> NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE, 750 A

MONTH.

IT'S A PLATFORM IN SOME TYPE OF

A FREIGHT GARAGE.

LONG-TERM ONLY!

RON FUNCHES.

>> WHY HAVE AN APARTMENT WHEN

YOU CAN HAVE A DUPLEX?

>> OH, YOU ARE GOOD!

( APPLAUSE )

YOU SHOULD GO INTO REAL ESTATE,

MY FRIEND.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY, I JUST HAD

TO READ THIS IN SOME KIND OF

WEIRD ACCENT-- LONG-TERM, ONLY!

>> CAN I HAVE IT FOR SHORT TERM.

>> NO, NO, LONG TERM ONLY.

YOU LIVE ON PLATFORM FOREVER!

I BURY YOU YOU ON THE PLATFORM!

( APPLAUSE )

HERE'S THE NEXT ONE FOR 675 A

MONTH.

BRING LADDER.

B.Y.O.L., GUYS.

B.Y.O.L.

HERE'S THE-- LET'S JUST SAY

THAT'S A MANNEQUIN.

LET'S JUST SAY THAT'S A HALF A

MANNEQUIN.

RANDY?

>> MY QUESTION WAS DOES TED

WILLIAMS' FROZEN TORSO ALSO COME

WITH IT.

>> THAT'S ON THE OTHER LEVEL.

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED THE LADDER.

>> THE OTHER TITLE WOULD BE

EAT-IN BATHROOM AND HAUNTED

BIDET.

>> POINTS, POINTS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> I LIKE IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, HERE'S THE NEXT ONE, FOR

750 A MONTH, WALLS WILL BE

REPAINTED WHITE BEFORE YOU MOVE

IN.

NO WINDOWS.

NO WINDOWS.

RON FUNCHES.

>> 420 FRIENDLY.

BUT ACID REQUIRED.

>> POINTS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D WANT TO

PAINT OVER THAT.

YOU COULD TOTALLY-- IF YOU'RE

TRYING TO FIND THE ZODIAC

KILLER--

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

>> COME LIVE WHERE KEITH HERRING

DIED.

>> IT'S RIGHT THERE.

>> IT'S RIGHT THERE.

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