Kyle Cease - Gym Locker Room

  • Season 10, Ep 24
  • 05/11/2006
  • Views: 11,265

The older people in the locker room at the gym are always naked. (0:59)

IN THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE GYM, THE MORE NAKED YOU HAVE TO BE?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT STARTED.

IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT? EVERY TIME YOU GO IN--

LIKE LITTLE KIDS WILL BE FULLY CLOTHED AND THEY'RE LIKE,

"DON'T LOOK AT ME-- WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?"

YOU KNOW TEENAGERS ALWAYS ARE JUST IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.

MIDDLE-AGED PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS NAKED

BUT THEY HOLD A TOWEL IN FRONT.

BUT OLD PEOPLE JUST-- "YEEEAH! WOOOO!"

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] - [THUMP, THUMP THUMP...]

LIKE I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT OLDIE MCOLDERTON FROM OLDVILLE.

PUT YOUR MICROPHONE PENIS AWAY.YOU KNOW?

LIKE A VAGINA. LIKE A VAGINA. I MADE HIS PENIS LIKE A VAGINA.

A LITTLE CURVEBALL, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL IN COMEDY A CURVEBALL.

AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A CIRCLE UP HERE.

PSYCH-- I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S NIZZOT.

MY FRIEND CALLED MEAND HE'S THE KIND OF GUY

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