BLOW ME MAYBE.
[LAUGHTER]
IF YOU GUYS ARE LIKE ME, YOU
ARE EXCITED FOR BLACK HISTORY
MONTH.
WHO'S WITH ME ON THAT?
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT'S UP, BLACK PEOPLE?
IT HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR BLACK
PEOPLE IN AMERICA.
THEY WERE SLAVES TO A BRUTAL
MASTER, TORTURED AND NEVER PAID
A PENNY FOR THEIR WORK AND
THAT'S JUST THE GUYS WITH DEATH
ROW RECORDS.
THANKFULLY WE LIVE IN A TIME
WHERE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A
VOICE, WHICH IS GREAT UNLESS
YOU ARE IN A MOVIE THEATER WITH
THEM.
[LAUGHTER]
IN HONOR OF BLACK HISTORY
MONTH, I TOOK THE ROASTER
KOEFTDER DOWN TO M.L.K.
BOULEVARD ON M.L.K. DAY TO
ROAST SOME BLACK PEOPLE.
WHAT-WHAT?
DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA.
I DO THIS IN EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD.
HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY.
>> HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY
TO YOU, TOO.
>> YOU ARE WEARING A TIE DYE.
>> I'M A MODERN-DAY HIPPIE.
>> MOST PEOPLE WANT TO REMEMBER
THE '60s.
>> YOU ARE A WALKING
STEREOTYPE, EATING CHICKEN
SWROUT SIDE ON MARTIN LUTHER
KING DAY.
WHY DO YOU THINK BLACK PEOPLE
HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR?
>> BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH.
>> DID YOU COME IN SECOND?
>> I'M CHAKA, BIG JUICY.
>> I'M JEFF.
>> WITH ALL THIS JELLY, A LOT
OF JUICE COMES OUT OF IT.
>> GRAPE JUICE, I BET.
WE HONOR MARTIN LUTHER KING,
WHO ONCE SAID, I HAVE A DREAM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY DREAMS?
>> NO.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK AMERICA'S
GREATEST BLACK HERO?
>> BARACK OBAMA.
HISPANICS, BLACK, YOU CAN DREAM
OF BEING PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES NO MATTER WHAT
COLOR.
>> BEAUTIFUL WORDS FROM A GUY
ON A STOLEN BICYCLE.
WHO DO YOU THINK THE MOST
INFLUENTIAL BLACK AMERICAN IS?
>> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY MICHELLE
OBAMA.
>> LOVE HER BANGS.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU HAVE BANGS NOW, TOO.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
HAVEN'T SEEN A WEAVE THAT SCARY
SINCE MY DOG RAN INTO TRAFFIC.
[LAUGHTER]
THANK YOU.
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT
OPRAH IS A WOMAN OF PEACE, LIKE
MARTIN LUTHER KING.
SHE'S A GREAT ROLE MODEL.
>> SHE'S A GREAT INFLUENCE.
>> THE CRACKER THAT WILL KILL
HER IS PROBABLY COVERED IN
CHEESE WIZ.
WHAT WOULD MARTIN LUTHER KING
SAY TODAY?
>> DON'T TALK TO WHITE PEOPLE
IN ALLEYS.