Wanda Sykes - Night Time Attack

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 15,769

Men wake up women for sex. (2:32)

LADIES KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT,THOSE NIGHTTIME ATTACKS.

RIGHT FELLAS,YOU KNOW YOU'RE GUILTY OF THIS.

YOU WAIT UNTIL WE'RE ASLEEP,YEAH, RIGHT ?

AND THEN YOU WAKE UPIN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT--

"OH, DAMN...

"NOW THAT IS A BEAUTY.

"THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNALET THIS GO TO WASTE.

"I'M GONNA HAVE TOWAKE HER UP FOR THIS."

THEN THEY TRY TO WAKE USUP WITH THAT POKING, RIGHT ?

THAT IS SO RUDE,ISN'T IT ?

YOU IN A DEEP SLEEP,DON'T WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT !

GIVE ME A LITTLEWARNING FIRST,

BLOW IN MY EAR,RUB MY BACK A LITTLE BIT.

DON'T JUST--( thump ! thump ! )

AND WHEN YOU IGNORE 'EM,THEY JUST GET MORE PERSISTENT.

( thump ! thump ! thump ! )

"HEY, CAN'T SLEEP, HUH ?"

YOU HAVE KNOCKED MEOUT OF THE BED,WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?

YOU DAMN RIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP,I GOT A BRUISE ON MY ASS.

"OH, OH, I'M SORRYI WAS DREAMING I WASAT A JAZZ CONCERT.

"I THOUGHTI HEARD SOMETHING."

WE LIVE WITH A ROOMMATE.

TOLD Y'ALL MY HUSBAND WAS CHEAP,YOU THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING.

AND THE ROOMMATE IS A MANWHO'S MY BEST FRIEND.

IT'S REALLY WEIRD BECAUSEWHEN MY HUSBAND AND I MAKE LOVE,

WE HAVE TO BE QUIET,'CAUSE I DON'T WANT MYROOMMATE TO HEAR ME,

IT FEELS LIKE MY BROTHERLISTENING IN ON US.

BUT HE'S A MAN SOHE DOESN'T CARE IF WE HEAR HIM.

WE HEAR EVERYTHINGCOMING OUT OF HIS ROOMNIGHT AFTER NIGHT.

"OOOH, YEAH...OH, HARDER, BIG DADDY...

"OH, OH, OH, OH !"

CLICK.

( rewinding noises )