Uncensored - Owen Benjamin - Female Orgasms

Owen Benjamin: High Five Til It Hurts Season 1, Ep 101 06/28/2013 Views: 13,258

Owen Benjamin details the important difference between finding a man's spot and finding a woman's spot. (2:19)

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Sex is awesome.

That's why we'reall here, right?

I, uh, I was watching thisspecial on the Discovery

Channel called "TheFemale Orgasm."

Blew my mind.

Apparently, you guys can come.

No, I'm just kidding.

It's a joke.

Ah.

They took-- these scientiststook women and men, put them

in CAT scan machines,and CAT scanned

their brains whilethey had orgasms.

And what they found waswhen a woman had an orgasm,

a huge amount of her brainwas activated like her past,

her future, "The Vow," "TheNotebook"-- it's all popping.

You know, the Christmas-- it'sjust, her brain was Christmas.

When a man has anorgasm, it's one

dot in his addiction center.

Boom!

Ah!

I'm a bear!

A lot of friends thatare women who call me,

talk to me about stuff like,oh my god, my boyfriend

just gave me an orgasm.

I'm like, my battery'sabout to die.

No, I'm just kidding.

I'm like, you guyshave been dating

months, what tookso long, you know?

This girl was like,he found my spot.

Ah, like a dove flewout of her mouth

and Cold Play started playing.

Like it was a moment.

And I startedthinking about spots.

It's so much easier for awoman to find a man's spot.

Where's a man spot?

His dick, right?

The whole thing's a spot.

You can't go wrong.

The whole dick is a spot.

That's why we love them so much.

They're perfectly crafted.

It's almost like itwas made by Steve Jobs.

It's like an iDick.

Like, pick a spot.

Yell at it.

Punch it.

We're just happier here,you know what I mean?

And every dick's the same.

It's all just, it's like madein one dick factory in China.

Just dick, dick,dick-- grab one.

Women.

It's different.

Every vagina'shandcrafted, right?

Ha, ha, ha, it's alittle vagina snowflake.

Ha, ha, ha.

And they're all different.

You can't get comfortable.

You have to figure it out.

Like it's a-- a video gameand you're a kid again, right?

You go down on a girl, you'relike, baby, I got this.

Is it up, down, left,right, up, down, left,

right, B, A, B, A, suck, start?

Left, right, left, right, up,down, up, down, left, right,

left, right, left, right,left, right, uh, A, A, A, A, A.