(quirky pop music)
- Oh boy.
- We are here on the, on well,
the carpet of your natural hair color, I guess.
(Rob laughs) So much fun.
Why would you accept to do this?
Why would you wanna do this to yourself?
- That's a very good question.
And I'm afraid it's too late to get out of it now.
But, you know what look, here's really what it is.
I love these Roast.
I watch every single one of them
and I watched Franco do it,
I watched Bieber do it.
And you know what, you know those guys are studs
if they could take it, I could take it.
So-- - Cause you're a stud.
- I was like, you know, grow a pair.
And do it.
And we'll see how smartthat was or wasn't.
Now who's gonna come at you at the hardest?
You've got Jeff Ross the Roast Master.
David Spade, Ann Coulter. - Oh boy.
Well, Spade's known me the longest.
- And so that's dangerous.
He knows where all the material is.
So I'm most worried about Spade.
- Okay and Ralph Maccio-- - But you know what,
I can take him.
- You can-- - I wake,
I can wago kick his (bleeps) ass.
(Brian laughs) If I have to.
- Probably. - Right.
- And you got your goodbuddy for over 30 years,
Ralph Maccio, the original Karate kid.
- [Rob] I know, man.
- Well, what are you gonna say about him tonight?
I can listen--
I like look would bill a check pre-game.
Tip his hand? - Good point.
- He would not.
If that guy wereprepared for (mumbles).
- This is gonna be so much fun, Rob.
Thank you so much
for doing this.- Thank you.
I appreciate it. - Everybody, Rob Lowe!