Al Madrigal - Thai Massage Pt. 2

Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? Season 1, Ep 101 04/26/2013 Views: 8,409

Al Madrigal is taken aback by his masseuse's turn of phrase. (1:48)

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I go in,first appointment.

Nice Asian lady gives methe neck massage part, 40 bucks.

I don't know if it was Thai,but she gave it to me.

Feels better.

Now it's time for her to ask meif I want the extra part.

But she can't say

in the words she wants tobecause it's illegal.

So she whispersthese words in my ear,

"Do you want meto make banana cry?"

Uh...

[laughter, applause]

"No, I don't want youto make banana cry.

"But can you ask me again?

Because that's[bleep] hilarious."

I was thinking,"What did banana do to you?"

Banana feels bad enough beingin here in the first place.

What a family-friendly wayto ask somebody

if they wanta strip mall hand job.

It's not somethingyou ever expect to hear.

It's something you expectto read from the transcripts

of when Mr. Rogersis brought up on charges.

The banana partwe all get, right?

The banana part we get.

Crying, though?

Rarely when I cry do allmy tears shoot out at one time.

"I'm so sad!I'm so sad!

"I'm so sad.I'm so sorry.

For your loss.I'm so sorry for your loss."

Crinkle up a sock.

- Whoo!

- "I'm so sorry."

Little aftershock...