Nazi Reunion

Season 3 , Ep 10 04/15/10 Views: 10,950

Sarah's token Holocaust "survivor" gets a visit from his former commander, who wants to reinvent the Nazis. (1:47)

[thunder booms]

- HELLO, MURRAY.

- COMMANDANT VON REICHENSTEIN?

WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, SIR?

[playing piano off-key]

- I UNDERSTANDYOU'RE PARTICIPATING

IN A HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL.

- [chuckles]WELL, YES.

I AGREED TO POSE AS A SURVIVOR,

BECAUSE I OWE THIS YOUNG WOMAN,

SARAH SILVERMAN,FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

A JEW SAVES MY LIFE,

AND I REPAY HER BY PRETENDINGTO BE A VICTIM OF THE NAZIS.

[laughs]

IT'S REALLY RATHER COMEDICWHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

- NEIN.

YOU HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE

FOR US TO SCORE A FINAL POINT

AGAINST THE JEWS.- HOW?

- WHAT DO JEWS LOVEMORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

- THEIR GRANDCHILDREN.- NEIN.

- CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

- MONEY!

THEY HATE LOSING IT.

WE ARE GOING TO RAIDTHE UNVEILING CEREMONY

AT THE VALLEY VILLAGESPORTS LODGE

AND STEALTHE COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE

MADE FROM OUR GOLD.

- COMMANDANT,WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT NOW?

- BECAUSE!

THE NAZIS AREN'T SCARY ANYMORE.

IT'S TIMEWE REINVENTED THE NAZIS,

LIKE FRIDAY THE 13THAND BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

- COMMANDANT, I'M NOT--- STOP DISOBEYING MY ORDERS!

AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU!

- YES, SIR.

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