- THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.- WELCOME TO THE 'BURGH.

- WITH TWO EVEN BIGGERPERSONALITIES.

- I'M MURPH,OWNER AND OPERATOR

SOUTH PHILLY MURPH'SPAWN SHOP ON SOUTH STREET.

HERE IN PHILLY,I GOT ALL THE BUSINESS

AND WOMEN I CAN HANDLE.[tires screech]

- IF YOU'RE LOOKING FORSOMETHING STEELERS,

PIRATES, PENGUINS,WE GOT ALL THAT CRAP

DOWN AT DON'S PAWN.

OH, THAT'S GOOD AS HELL.

WELCOME...- WELCOME...

TO PAWNSYLVANIA.

- YOU'RE COMING BY TOMORROW

TO PICK UP THEM LAUNDRIES,AREN'T YOU, ANYWAY?

- OH, YEAH, I GOTTA GETTHEM LAUNDRIES.

[phone ringing]- HELLO?

- MURPH. DON.

- WHAT'S UP, DON?YOU WANT ADVICE

ON HOW TO WINA WORLD SERIES?

- PBBBT. NO, I'M CALLINGTO GIVE YOU ADVICE

ON HOW TO WIN ONE SUPER BOWL...EVER.

- I GOT A PAWN SHOPTO RUN HERE, DON.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOWANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

LISTEN, JAGGOFF,I GOT A WHOLE TREASURE TROVE

OF PHILLY MAGAZINES, OKAY?

ONE OF 'EM'S GOT A PICTUREOF DARREN DAULTON IN A TUX

EATING A HOTDOG.

- THAT ONE WHERE HE GOTTHE MUSTARD ON HIS FACE?

- YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

- OH, THAT WOULD MOVE HEREFOR SURE.

[baseball music]

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,I GET THEM SLACKS WORN

BY JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMMEIN THAT MOVIE SUDDEN DEATH.

[exciting music]

- DOUBLE YOI!A PITTSBURGH CLASSIC.

- EVERY PIECE OF [bleep]'SA CLASSIC IN PITTSBURGH.

- [laughs]

- WELL, I GOT SOMETHINGI COULD SELL THERE.

YOU GOT SOMETHINGYOU COULD SELL HERE.

- YEAH? WHAT OF IT?

- [whispers]SWAP SHOPS.

- DON, I JUST HADA HOME RUN IDEA.

WHY DON'T WE SWAP SHOPS?

- SOUNDS GOOD.

POOKIE?- YEAH.

- I'M PHILLY-BOUND.

WILL YOU PACK MEA CHIP-CHOP HAM SANDWICH?