- THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.- WELCOME TO THE 'BURGH.
- WITH TWO EVEN BIGGERPERSONALITIES.
- I'M MURPH,OWNER AND OPERATOR
SOUTH PHILLY MURPH'SPAWN SHOP ON SOUTH STREET.
HERE IN PHILLY,I GOT ALL THE BUSINESS
AND WOMEN I CAN HANDLE.[tires screech]
- IF YOU'RE LOOKING FORSOMETHING STEELERS,
PIRATES, PENGUINS,WE GOT ALL THAT CRAP
DOWN AT DON'S PAWN.
OH, THAT'S GOOD AS HELL.
WELCOME...- WELCOME...
TO PAWNSYLVANIA.
- YOU'RE COMING BY TOMORROW
TO PICK UP THEM LAUNDRIES,AREN'T YOU, ANYWAY?
- OH, YEAH, I GOTTA GETTHEM LAUNDRIES.
[phone ringing]- HELLO?
- MURPH. DON.
- WHAT'S UP, DON?YOU WANT ADVICE
ON HOW TO WINA WORLD SERIES?
- PBBBT. NO, I'M CALLINGTO GIVE YOU ADVICE
ON HOW TO WIN ONE SUPER BOWL...EVER.
- I GOT A PAWN SHOPTO RUN HERE, DON.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOWANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
LISTEN, JAGGOFF,I GOT A WHOLE TREASURE TROVE
OF PHILLY MAGAZINES, OKAY?
ONE OF 'EM'S GOT A PICTUREOF DARREN DAULTON IN A TUX
EATING A HOTDOG.
- THAT ONE WHERE HE GOTTHE MUSTARD ON HIS FACE?
- YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
- OH, THAT WOULD MOVE HEREFOR SURE.
[baseball music]
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,I GET THEM SLACKS WORN
BY JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMMEIN THAT MOVIE SUDDEN DEATH.
[exciting music]
- DOUBLE YOI!A PITTSBURGH CLASSIC.
- EVERY PIECE OF [bleep]'SA CLASSIC IN PITTSBURGH.
- [laughs]
- WELL, I GOT SOMETHINGI COULD SELL THERE.
YOU GOT SOMETHINGYOU COULD SELL HERE.
- YEAH? WHAT OF IT?
- [whispers]SWAP SHOPS.
- DON, I JUST HADA HOME RUN IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE SWAP SHOPS?
- SOUNDS GOOD.
POOKIE?- YEAH.
- I'M PHILLY-BOUND.
WILL YOU PACK MEA CHIP-CHOP HAM SANDWICH?