John DiResta - Two Person Threesome

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 3,377

Fat sex is not that much fun. (1:09)

(John Diresta)SUCKS BEING FAT.

IT DOES, MY FACEIS ALWAYS RED.

ALWAYS RED.

I PUT MY SOCKS ONTWO HOURS AGO,

I'M STILL RECOVERING.

MY WIFE'S GAINEDA LITTLE WEIGHT.

IT'S TOUGH BEINGMARRIED, MAN.

14 YEARS.

WHEN YOU FIRST GETMARRIED--THIS ISFRAN 14 YEARS AGO,

"LET'S SNUGGLE,LET'S PLAY SPOONS.

"AREN'T WE SOUL MATES?"

14 YEARS LATER THIS ISMY WIFE LAST NIGHT...

"CAN YOU MOVE THE (bleep)OVER, FAT ASS (bleep)?

YOU'RE SNORING LIKE A(bleep) DAMN ANIMAL."

WE JUST MADE OURFIRST HOMEMADE EROTICVIDEO TOGETHER.

IT LOOKED LIKE "THEHAIR WITCH PROJECT."

FRAN, COME HERE, WHATIS THIS ONE THING HANGINGDOWN RIGHT HERE?

WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT YOUR BREAST?

THEN SHE LEANEDIN AND WENT,

"OH, GOD, NO,IT'S YOURS."

LOOKED LIKE A VOLUNTEERFIREMAN (bleep) A LUNCH LADY.

SO MY WIFE'S LYING THERE,

SHE'S SMOKING HERSPECIAL AFTER SEXBENSON AND HEDGES 9000.

SHE GOES, "YOU KNOW,JOHN, WE'VE BEENMARRIED A LONG TIME.

MAYBE IT'S TIME WE THOUGHTABOUT HAVING A THREESOME."

YEAH.

THEN I SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT?

FRAN, I'M 260, YOU'RE 180,

I THINK WE JUSTHAD A THREESOME.

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