Uncensored - Chris Rock - Tracker

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger Season 1, Ep 101 01/11/2010 Views: 78,663

While on an African safari with his family, Chris Rock is dismayed to realize that he's being followed by white people with cameras. (1:49)

FIRST TIME I'M EVERPLAYING, UH, AFRICA.

AFRICA, FIRST TIME PLAYINGAFRICA, SOUTH AFRICA.

I WAS ON SAFARI, MY FAMILYOUT THERE TAKING PICTURES

OF THE ANIMALS,AND YOU'RE DRIVING AROUND,

AND YOU GOT THIS GUY WITH YOUCALLED A TRACKER.

A TRACKER'S AMAZING'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST DRIVING

AROUND, AND THE TRACKER GOES,"STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP."

AND YOU STOP THE JEEP,AND HE LEANS AND PUTS HIS FINGER

IN SOME PISS.

HE'S LIKE, "AH.

UH, 15 MILES TO THE RIGHTSHOULD BE ZEBRA."

AND YOU GET THERE,AND THERE'S ZEBRA.

THERE'S ZEBRA!

WOW!

ZEBRA.

AND YOU'RE DRIVING SOME MORE,HE'LL SAY, "STOP, STOP,

STOP, STOP, STOP."

AND HE LEANS DOWN AND PICKS UPLITTLE SHIT PELLET AND,

"MMM, AH, MMM...

13 MILES TO THE LEFT,RHINOCEROS."

AND YOU GET THERE,AND THERE'S A RHINO RIGHT THERE.

YOU'RE LIKE, HOW THE FUCK'SHE DO THIS SHIT?

AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I'M OUT THERE TAKING PICTURESOF THE RHINO, AND I TOOK THE

THE PICTURES OF THE ZEBRA,AND I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME,

AND I'M OUT THERE WITH MYFAMILY.

AND I FELT GREATTILL I LOOKED OVER AT ANOTHER

JEEP AND I SAW A BUNCH OF WHITEPEOPLE TAKING PICTURES OF ME.

[laughter and applause]I'M LIKE, "SHIT, DON'T--

HEY, I AIN'T NO ANIMAL."

BUT THEY HAD A TRACKERTRACKING MY BLACK ASS.

EVIDENTLY, I MUST HAVE DROPPEDSOME CHICKEN OR SOMETHING

AT ANOTHER SPOT, AND THEY'RELIKE, "AH, CHICKEN BONE.

13 MILES TO THE LEFT,NIGGERS WILL BE THERE."

[cheers and applause]