Meeting with Big Throat

  • Season 7 , Ep 703
  • 06/27/2012
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Bender meets with Big Throat to get some scandalous information on Senator Chris Travers for President Nixon. (1:23)

(metal clanks)

Is that you, Big Throat?

In the flesh.(giggles)

Listen, I need some dirton Senator Chris Travers.

How quaint.

But I supposeI should do my part

for political intercourse.

Come closer,and I'll expose what I know.

There's nothing.

He's as clean as afreshly waxed buttock.

Hey! Did you put your tonguein my ear?

Certainly not.I don't have a tongue.

Oh, good.'Cause I don't have an ear.

(squirrel chittering)

Come on, come on, fall.

Fall, damn it, fall!

(door opens)

Well? What did youget on Travers?

Is he a draft dodger?Sex offender?

Sex dodger?

Nada. He's clean.

I'm sorry, but there'snot one unusual thing

about Senator ChrisZaxxar Travers.

Wait, wait.His middle name is Zaxxar?

Sounds kind of alien.

The voters hate aliens.

They sure do, but this guy'sas human as you or me.

I don't care what he is.

We'll start a rumorthat he's an alien.

Hey, yeah.That'll cost him votes.

Then, when he says hewas born on this planet,

we make him cough uphis Earth Certificate.

Keep it on the news,put him on the defensive.

Oh, this is sneaky.

I feel a jowl movementcoming on.

(howls)

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