Bonnie McFarlane - Registered Voter

  • Season 12 , Ep 11
  • 02/14/2008
  • Views: 5,570

Bonnie has the same grasp of politics as the hosts of "The View." (1:30)

AND THAT'S WHYWE'RE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.BECAUSE GOD, THAT SO--

I'M SO CONFLICTED ABOUTWHAT'S GOING ON. I REALLY AM.

I MEAN, ON THE ONE HAND, I THINKFIGHTING OVER OIL IS DISGUSTING.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,I LOVE WAR. AND SO, EW!IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE.

HMM. FOREIGN CHICKEN WINGS,I LOVE 'EM.

I DON'T KNOW WHYI TRY TO TALK ABOUTPOLITICS PUBLICLY,

WHEN I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BEAUDITIONING FOR THE VIEW. SO--

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND I'M NOT. I'M NOT SMART.I MEAN, I'M NOT STUPID, PERSEE.

- BUT UM...- [LAUGHTER]

I'VE BEEN WATCHINGTHE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES.

AND TO ME, THEY'RE RIDICULOUS.I'M NOT GONNA VOTE. I'M NOT--

WELL, I'M AREGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.SO, REALLY, I CAN'T--

JUST KIDDING.I'M NOT REGISTERED.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M JUST KIDDING.I'M NOT A TEACHER. UM...

ISN'T THAT A WEIRD THING?TEACHERS CAN'T STOP

BOFFING THEIR STUDENTS.WHAT'S HAPPENED IN THIS COUNTRY?

TEACHERS JUST KEEP HAVINGSEX WITH THEIR STUDENTS.

I'M GONNA START MARKETINGTHE INFLATABLE MIDDLE SCHOOLER.

I'M GONNA TRY TOCASH IN ON THE TREND...

[LAUGHTER]

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