Julian McCullough - Put Me In, Coach

  • Season 14 , Ep 7
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 21,891

When you're drinking a lot and you're a guy, your equipment gets all screwed up. (1:14)

IS I CAN HAVE SEXALL THE WAY TO THE END.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YEAH.

FOR A --

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

FOR ME, I'M SAYING.FOR ME.

UH...'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE --

WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING A LOTAND YOU'RE A GUY,

YOUR EQUIPMENTGETS ALL SCREWED UP, RIGHT?

AND HALF THE TIME,IT'S NOT READY TO HAVE SEX.

BUT WHAT'S WEIRD IS,IF YOU'RE A GUY,

YOUR PENIS WILL TRICK YOUINTO TRYING ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU'RE LIKE,"THERE'S NO WAY I CAN DO THIS."

AND THEN YOUR PENIS WILL BELIKE, "PUT ME IN, COACH!"

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND WE'RE --WE'RE LIKE, "MM.

"YOU'RE LITTLE,BUT YOU GOT HEART.

GET IN THERE," AND THEN...

YOUR BALLS --

YOUR BALLS ARE LIKE,"RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY!"

AND THEN...

AND THEN YOUR PENIS RUNS OUT,AND HE'S LIKE...

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ SNORES ]

YOU'RE LIKE, "MOTHER..."

[ APPLAUSE ]

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