Uncensored - Joe Rogan - Loving Ludacris Pt. 2

Joe Rogan: Live from the Tabernacle Season 1, Ep 101 02/28/2014 Views: 18,071

If the world was about to end, Joe Rogan would definitely want to party at Ludacris's house. (2:33)

♪ OH

♪ WHAT YOU DO TO ME

♪ OH

♪ WHAT YOU DO TO ME

OR...

♪ I GOT A BIG WEED STASH,POCKETFUL OF CASH ♪

♪ JUST SEEN A BIG OL' ASS

♪ OOH, OOH

WHOSE PARTY ARE YOU GOING TO?

[cheers and applause]

THERE'S ONE DAY LEFT ON EARTH!

THERE'S AN ASTEROID COMING!

WHOSE PARTY ARE YOU GOING TO?

[cheers and applause]

WELL, WE WENT TOTHE WHITE GUY'S PARTY,

BUT HE WAS CRYING AND TEXTING.

THAT'S ALL HE DID.

YOU GO TO LUDACRIS'S PARTY,HE'S NAKED ON THE ROOF,

THROWING BUCKETS OF ECSTASYINTO THE CROWD.

OOH, OOH!

THE ASTEROID'S COMING.

THEY'RE TRYING TO HUG IT.

"OH, MAN, I LOVE YOU, ASTEROID.

OH, YEAH, MAN."

♪ GOT A BIG WEED STASH,POCKETFUL OF CASH ♪

♪ OH

♪ WHAT YOU DO TO ME

♪ OH

"HEY, MAN,IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

"WE'RE AT CRAIG'S HOUSE,

"AND WE'RE ALL READING POETRYAND CRYING.

I WOULD LOVE ITIF YOU COULD COME OVER HERE."

"YEAH, I WOULD,

"BUT I'M AT LUDACRIS'S HOUSE,

AND IT'S MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS!"

OOH, OOH!

♪ GOT A BIG WEED STASH,POCKETFUL OF CASH ♪

"I BECAME A VEGANONCE I REALIZED

"THAT IF YOU DON'T KILL ANIMALS,

"THEY LIVE FOREVERAND BECOME MAGIC.

[heavy breathing]

"AND I GOT THIS TATTOO.

"IT'S IN ANCIENT SANSKRIT,AND WHAT IT MEANS IS,

"IT'S A SYMBOLFOR UNIVERSAL ONENESS,

"AND THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE, MAN.

"I BELIEVE THATWE ARE ALL CONNECTED,

"BUT THAT INSECURITY KEEPS USFROM RECOGNIZING THAT,

"BUT THAT LOVE,UNCONDITIONAL LOVE,

"IS WHAT BRINGS IT ALL TOGETHER.

SO I GOT THIS TATTOO."

CUT TO LUDACRIS.

"THIS TATTOO SAYS,

'BITCHES BESUCKING MY DICK, YO.'

OOH, OOH!

♪ HOW YOU GONNA ACTLIKE I DON'T BLOW CLOUDS? ♪"

♪ OH

♪ WHAT YOU DO TO ME

♪ OH, WHAT YOU DO

IT MIGHT BE GAYERTO SING THAT SONG

THAN IT IS TO JERK OFFWHILE LOOKING A MAN IN THE EYES.

I'D SAY IT'S A TOSS-UP,

'CAUSE AT LEAST IF YOU JERK OFF

LOOKING AT A GUY,YOU COULD DO IT CRAZY,

LIKE, "WHAT, BITCH?

"YOU THINK I'M SCAREDTO COME ON YOU?

YOU THINK I'M SCARED?"

ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOKNUCKLES UP.

THAT'S AN AGGRESSIVE POSTURE.

YOU'RE SENDING A MESSAGE,LIKE,

"I DON'T DON'T EVENWANT TO BE COMFORTABLE."