Retail's sort of a trip.
I- I worked in retail fora while in men's clothing,
and- which is a real treat,because guys dig shopping
and they're really friendlywhen they come in to do it.
-I don't know what it is.
I think guys don't like tobe waited on by other guys,
because maybe they're afraidsome weird thing's gonna
happen, you know.
Maybe they'rehomophobic, you know.
Like, what's going to happen?
Yes, are you looking for pants?
Because we have them rightover- dance with me, sir.
-Guys are kind of dumbwhen it come to clothing.
Not all guys.
This guy comes up to me oneday, goes, excuse me, pal, yeah.
Is this going to shrink?
I'm, like, well, sir.
That's a belt.
I guess if you get fat it will.
-This was the weirdest,though, and I didn't
know really howto react to this.
This guy said,excuse me, pal, yeah.
Do these pants makemy butt look big?
But the size and shape of yourass makes your butt look big.
-Be hard pressed to blameit on the denim when you're
the one packing away theCheetos, there, big guy.
Man, I'm gonna eat so muchdairy when this set is over.