OH, YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME,"HEY, BOBBY BOTTLESERVICE,
HOW CAN YOU DO THISALL ON YOUR OWN?"
[bleep]ING CHILL OUT,
AND LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTIONBEFORE YOU ASSAULT ME LIKE THAT.
I'M NOT GONNA DO ITBY MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?
'CAUSE I'VE GOT MY BEST FRIENDIN THE WORLD,
PETER PAPARAZZO, HERE...- [chortles]
TO HANDLEALL THE PHOTOGRAPHY.
- BRIDAL PARTY,BRIDE AND GROOM,
ASIAN, ANAL, UPSKIRT.
- I'M GONNA PUT TOGETHERTHE MOST AMAZING WEDDING
YOU'D EVER IMAGINEIN YOUR LIFE,
WHICH IS HOW I IMAGINEMY MARRIAGE TO BE,
TO THE ONLY WOMANI'VE EVER LOVED--
[voice breaks]MY MOTHER.
WELCOMETO THE BOBBY BOTTLESERVICE
FULL-SERVICE WEDDING SERVICECOMMERCIAL.
[camera shutter clicks]
- WELCOME TO THE WEDDING.
- THAT TOO.- BRIDE. BRIDE!
GIVE ME YOUR EYES!GIVE ME YOUR EYES!
- SO DO YOU, TIM,
TAKE AMYTO HAVE AND TO HOLD?
EVEN THOUGH, GENETICALLY,
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPENTO HER, WITH HER MOTHER?
- I DO, I DO.- YOU DO?
NICE, LET'S DO THIS.
- LET'S DO THIS.- LET'S DO IT.
- LET'S DO THIS.- LET'S DO THIS.
- BY THE POWEROF THIS VEST ON ME--
SHOTS.
[booming dance music]
YO, WE'RE HAVINGA GREAT TIME HERE
AT THE BOBBY BOTTLESERVICE
FULL-SERVICE WEDDING SERVICECOMMERCIAL!
YOU GOTTA HIRE METO HANDLE YOUR WEDDING.
IT'S LIKE, BOBBY'S GONNA BETHERE TO [bleep]ING BRING IT,
WHETHER OR NOT,WE'RE COMING THROUGH!
YO, I LOVE THIS PLA--I LOVE THIS PARTY.
I LOVE TO DO THISFOR MORE THAN ANYTHING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?EVERYONE HAD A FUN TIME,
SO I'M HAPPY.I'D RECOMMEND HIM TO ANYONE.
- OKAY, I SAY VERY MUCHWITH PROFESSIONALISM,
CALL NOW, VIA TEXT MESSAGE,
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOUWITH A VERY PROFESSIONAL THING.
ON THAT NOTE, VERY MUCHI WOULD SAY TO YOU BOTH,
MAZEL TOV.both: NOT JEWISH.
- THANK GOD,'CAUSE THEY KILLED--
YOU KNOW WHO THEY KILLED?