Ders Needs to Buck

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 11/08/2011
  • Views: 41,581

Ders melts down before Karl's wedding, Adam finds a date, and Blake learns a startling secret about the bride. (3:02)

THERE'S STILL A LOTMORE FLOWERS TO DO,

AND I KNOW THEY NEEDMORE CHAIRS OUTSIDE.

- WELL, THEY DON'T.IT'LL BE FINE.

I WANT TO GIVE YOUTHE REST OF THAT TOUR.

- OKAY.

- WHA--WHY DOES THISKEEP HAPPENING TO ME?

- GET OUT!

- GET OUT?YOU GET OUT!

THIS IS MY ROOMIN MY HOUSE.

THAT'S MY HAIRDRYER,IT'S NOT EVEN FOR WOMEN.

- NO, I NEED THAT.- STOP IT.

[all gasp]

- OH!- OKAY.

- YOU JUST RUINEDTHE BRIDE'S DRESS.

- THE SEQUINSRUINED THE DRESS.

I JUST SPILLED WINE ON IT,

AND I'M NOT FEELINGBAD ABOUT IT AT ALL.

- YOU HAVE SOME REAL PROBLEMS.

- YEAH, I HAVE SOME PROBLEMS.

ONE, TWO, THREE PROBLEMS.

I GOT 40 PROBLEMSIN THE FRONT YARD,

10 IN THE BACK YARD.

THESE ARE PEOPLERUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE

WHEN I'M JUST TRYINGTO BUCK MY SOUL MATE.

BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAYI FEEL ABOUT YOU.

IT'S BEEN SO LONGAND I FEEL LIKE

WE GOT THISCONNECTION GOING.

BUT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSETHEY'RE HAVING THIS WEDDING!

LOOK, I'M SORRY.LET ME BE HONEST.

I JUST HAVEN'T BUCKED IN,LIKE, A YEAR AND A HALF,

AND I'M TRYING TO BUCK.

YOUR BUTT CHEEKSARE DRIVING ME INSANE.

LET ME BUCK YOU.

- I DON'T DO BUCKING.

- HOW'S IT GOING?

BEVERAGES IN THE BACK,HELP YOURSELF.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

I DO NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE.WHERE ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS?

THESE ARE, LIKE,REAL SHOWERED HUMANS.

- NO, THEY'RE ALL HANNAH'SFRIENDS FROM THE CREDIT UNION.

THEY HAD SUITS,SO I INVITED THEM, DUDE.

I'M TRYING TO CLASS IT UP.

I COULDN'T HAVE HANNAHMEETING ALL MY SCUMBAG FRIENDS.

EXCEPT FOR SEWER DWAYNE,HE'S HERE.

HE'S RUNNING AROUND WITH, UH,NO SHIRT, OVERALLS.

- NICE.- YOU SEEN HIM?

- YEAH, I KNOW SEWER DWAYNE.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD,GOOD, GOOD GUY.

HEY, DERS.WE GOT ANY MORE CHAIRS?

I NEED SOME MORE CHAIRS.

- CHECK THE SOUTH SIDEOF THE HOUSE!

- NEVER EAT SHREDDED...

- WHEAT.- THERE WE GO.

[chuckles]SEWER DWAYNE, YOU DOG.

- YOU DON'T HAVE 40s.

I--YOU KNOW, I'LL CALLTHE COPS ON YOU.

YOU THREATENING ME?

I'LL CALL THE--I'LL CALL THE COPS ON YOU.

- SPARE SOME CHANGE?

- HOW 'BOUT YOU SPARE MEYOUR BAD ATTITUDE, OKAY?

I'M SICK OF GIRLS

THINKING THEY CAN TAKEAND TAKE AND TAKE FROM ME,

'CAUSE I'M DONE GIVING.

A LITTLE SLUG FOR YOU,A LITTLE SLUG FOR ME.

A LITTLE--WHAT?OH, YOU'RE IGNORING ME NOW?

OH, 'CAUSE YOU GUYSARE [bleep].

- DO YOU NEED A HAND?

- NO, I'M GOOD.THANK YOU.

- LET ME HELP.

I FEEL BAD FOR TRYINGTO MOOCH.

- O-OKAY.OKAY.

WOW, YOU'RE BEINGVERY PLEASANT.

MOST HUMAN GIRLSARE VERY MEAN TO ME.

- NO.- LIKE, I'M MORE OF A--

I'M KIND OF AN ANIMAL GUY.WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OW, STOP IT!- SUCK IT, BITCH!

- GIVE ME BACKMY MALT LIQUOR!

- [laughs]- YOU GET BACK HERE!

- [laughs]

- GIVE IT!

GIVE IT TO ME! YOU THIEF!- NO! NO! NO! NO!

[both screaming]

- HEY.- HI.

- ARE YOU A SIZE FOUR?

- BLAKE, I'M GETTINGREAL NERVOUS, MAN.

HANNAH'S NOT HERE YET.

I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A COW, DUDE.

- OH, KARL, COME ON.YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, HUH?

SHE'S THE ONE, RIGHT?

- SHE IS. SHE'S THE ONE.- HEY, BABY.

- HEY!THERE'S MY BABY DOLL.

BLAKE, I'D LOVE FOR YOUTO MEET HANNAH.

- HI.

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