If you happenedto hear your angry uncle
banging his headagainst a shed earlier,
it's because tonight at the DNC,
Hillary Clintonofficially accepted
her historic nominationfor president.
Jack, roll the clip!
(cheers and applause)
Preparefor Game of Thron pun.
I can't believe she stillhasn't gotten in trouble
-Oh. You guys.-(audience groaning)
I know. So long ago.
And to add insult to injury forthe GOP, she ended her speech
by pouring wineon Carly Fiorina's face.
But, hey, Bernie Sanders seemsto be taking it well.
When he hit the ground,he actually shattered
into a pileof Werther's Originals. Uh...
Comedians, now that Hillary hasclaimed the Dems' throne,
what's a good sloganfor Hillary
of House Clinton,first of her name?
Mike Birbiglia, go.
Uh, it'd be, like,a bumper sticker.
It says, like,"Hillary Clinton.
You guys rememberwhen Obama hugged me?"
Gillian Jacobs, who isstruggling with her voice.
Hillary--literally, the only option.
-(applause and cheering)-HARDWICK: Your voice is good!
BIRBIGLIA:It is good.
She couldn't talkbefore the show.
she couldn't talk,and then I realized,
-she just doesn't wantto talk to me. -(laughter)
That's so weird. Everyone I meetdoesn't have a voice.
-I don't understand.-(laughter)
Hillary--breaking glass ceilings
since before Trump's third wifewas born.
-HARDWICK: Yes, perfect!-BIRBIGLIA: Oh.