Black Hawk Up

Black Hawk Up Season 1, Ep 2 02/07/2012 Views: 234,707

Substitute traffic reporter Brock Favors is loving the view from up in a chopper. (2:06)

>> HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THERE

THIS IS BROCK FAVORS WITH

TRAFFIC ON THE 1.

I'M FILLING IN FOR MY USUAL LAND

REPORT UP HERE IN THE CHOPPER

AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS I AM

LOVING THE VIEW.

[LAUGHTER]

>> AGGHHH!

OH, MY GOD, OH, OH!

WHEW, ALL RIGHT.

[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]

>> WELL, WE ARE OVER THE 10 AND

IT'S MASSIVELY CLOGGED LIKE A

PINE OF MAPLE SYRUP ON A COOL

NOVEMBER MORNING.

AGGHHH, WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN

THIS MOTHER [BLEEP].

[BLEEP].

OH, MY GOD!

WHEW!

OKAY.

I'M SORRY FOLKS.

IT'S A BIT OF A BUMPY RIDE AND

WE'RE APPROACHING THE 405 SO A

LANE IS BLOCKED BY A MATTRESS.

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE MAKING A

RETURN TO IKEA.

OH, [BLEEP]!

WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO BE

IN A HELICOPTER!

MAMA HELP ME!

THE 405 IS [BLEEP]ED UP RIGHT

NOW.

AIN'T NOBODY GOING DOWN THIS

[BLEEP].

I'M SORRY.

I'M VERY SORRY, FOLKS.

I'M VERY SORRY.

I'M LOSING MYSELF UP HERE.

>> ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE EVERY

RIGHT TO.

WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH.

[ SCREAMING ]

[ ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING ]

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Substitute traffic reporter Brock Favors is loving the view from up in a chopper.

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