ULTIMATE SKETCH ARCHIVE
>> HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THERE THIS IS BROCK FAVORS WITH
TRAFFIC ON THE 1.
I'M FILLING IN FOR MY USUAL LANDREPORT UP HERE IN THE CHOPPER
AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS I AMLOVING THE VIEW.
[LAUGHTER]>> AGGHHH!
OH, MY GOD, OH, OH! WHEW, ALL RIGHT.
[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]>> WELL, WE ARE OVER THE 10 AND
IT'S MASSIVELY CLOGGED LIKE A PINE OF MAPLE SYRUP ON A COOL
NOVEMBER MORNING.
AGGHHH, WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN THIS MOTHER [BLEEP].
[BLEEP].
OH, MY GOD! WHEW!
OKAY.
I'M SORRY FOLKS.
IT'S A BIT OF A BUMPY RIDE AND WE'RE APPROACHING THE 405 SO A
LANE IS BLOCKED BY A MATTRESS.
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE MAKING A RETURN TO IKEA.
OH, [BLEEP]! WE'RE GOING TO DIE.
BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO BEIN A HELICOPTER!
BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO BEIN A HELICOPTER!
MAMA HELP ME! THE 405 IS [BLEEP]ED UP RIGHT
NOW.
AIN'T NOBODY GOING DOWN THIS [BLEEP].
I'M SORRY.
I'M VERY SORRY, FOLKS.
I'M VERY SORRY.
I'M LOSING MYSELF UP HERE.
>> ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO.
WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH.
[ SCREAMING ]