Black Hawk Up

Black Hawk Up Season 1, Ep 2 02/07/2012 Views: 241,491

Substitute traffic reporter Brock Favors is loving the view from up in a chopper. (2:06)

>> HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THERE THIS IS BROCK FAVORS WITH

TRAFFIC ON THE 1.

I'M FILLING IN FOR MY USUAL LANDREPORT UP HERE IN THE CHOPPER

AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS I AMLOVING THE VIEW.

[LAUGHTER]>> AGGHHH!

OH, MY GOD, OH, OH! WHEW, ALL RIGHT.

[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]>> WELL, WE ARE OVER THE 10 AND

IT'S MASSIVELY CLOGGED LIKE A PINE OF MAPLE SYRUP ON A COOL

NOVEMBER MORNING.

AGGHHH, WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN THIS MOTHER [BLEEP].

[BLEEP].

OH, MY GOD! WHEW!

OKAY.

I'M SORRY FOLKS.

IT'S A BIT OF A BUMPY RIDE AND WE'RE APPROACHING THE 405 SO A

LANE IS BLOCKED BY A MATTRESS.

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE MAKING A RETURN TO IKEA.

OH, [BLEEP]! WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO BEIN A HELICOPTER!

BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO BEIN A HELICOPTER!

MAMA HELP ME! THE 405 IS [BLEEP]ED UP RIGHT

NOW.

AIN'T NOBODY GOING DOWN THIS [BLEEP].

I'M SORRY.

I'M VERY SORRY, FOLKS.

I'M VERY SORRY.

I'M LOSING MYSELF UP HERE.

>> ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO.

WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH.

[ SCREAMING ]

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