Defending Your Tweet - Patton Oswalt & Nick Kroll

Season 1 , Ep 2 02/26/13 Views: 31,452

Nick Kroll admits that he is a huge fan of arson, and Patton Oswalt shares a theory about his grandmother's sex life. (1:44)

IT'S DEFENDING YOUR TWEET.[cheers and applause]

YOU TWEETED IT,NOW I'M GONNA READ IT

AND ASK YOU TO DEFEND ITIN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

NICK, ON FEBRUARY 18th,YOU TWEETED...

[laughter]

NICK, DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- UH, WELL, FIRST,

I'M A HUGE FAN OF ARSON.

- THAT MAKES SENSE.

- NO, BUT I MEAN, COME ON.PRINTER CARTRIDGES?

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DEAL?

[laughter]

WELL PLAYED, MR. KROLL.

WELL PLAYED.

- WAS THAT A DEFENSE ORA DEFLECTION? I DON'T REALLY--

- IT WAS THE BESTDEFENSE NICK KROLL

COULD POSSIBLYHAVE FOR SOMETHING,

WHICH IS A DEFLECTION.- I WILL GIVE HIM THAT.

- THE JOKEWAS IN THE BATHROOM.

- I THINK A LOT OF THINGSYOU DO ARE IN THE BATHROOM.

- [laughs]

- WAS THAT A TOILET TWEET?

- THAT--NO, THAT WASA PISTORIUS TWEET.

- OH, OKAY.

- I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOU OFFAT THE LEGS THERE, NICK.

[laughter]PATTON, LET'S MOVE ON TO YOU.

ON JANUARY 13th,YOU TWEETED...

[laughter]- UH...

- PATTON,DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- THAT--LOOK, YEAH, IT SEEMSVERY FRIVOLOUS AND FUNNY.

AND OOH, I'M BEING DIRTY.BUT, UM...

I WAS--I HAD TAKEN SOME AMBIEN.- YEAH. OKAY.

OKAY, WELL, THANK YOUFOR COMMITTING TO THE BIT.

I THINK IT'S JUST--IT'S GREAT--

LISTEN, JUST BE HAPPYYOUR GRANDMOTHER'S DEAD.

[laughter, applause]

NICK--- IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE...

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