PubLIZity - Volcano Head

  • Season 2 , Ep 11
  • 03/25/2014
  • Views: 11,428

The Lizzes meet with the CEO of Blisteritos, a company whose snack food has been linked to a horrific medical condition. (1:38)

WITH THE CEO OF BLISTERITOS,

A COMPANY UNDER FIRE.

BLISTERITOS IS IN NEEDOF A MAKEOVER.

- I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARDWE'RE IN THE MIDDLE

OF A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT.

- I KNOW.CONGRATULATIONS.

- NO, IT'S BAD.- OH.

- IT'S REALLY BAD.

DUE TO BLISTERITOSCAUSING FACIAL

AND HEAD DAMAGETO EVERYONE

WHO EATS IT,VOLCANO HEAD.

- I THINK YOU'RE LOOKINGON, LIKE,

A NEGATIVE SIDE OF THINGS,AND, LIKE,

LET'S LOOK AT THE POSITIVEASPECT OF YOUR PRODUCT.

- OKAY.- THIS IS, LIKE,

A HEALTHY PRODUCT,AND IT'S, LIKE, DELICIOUS.

- MM-HMM.- IT IS NOT HEALTHY.

I CAN'T SAY IF IT'S DELICIOUS.I'VE NEVER EATEN IT.

- YEAH, BUT, LIKE, ANY PRESSIS GOOD PRESS.

- NO, THIS ISUNANIMOUSLY TERRIBLE PRESS.

- REALLY?- OH, IT'S BAD.

- SO THE HEADS GOT,LIKE, RUINED?

- 400 FATALITIES.- WOW.

- THAT'S IT?

HOW ABOUT WE JUST, LIKE,

DIG INTO SOME IDEAS?

- LOVE IT.- HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

LIKE, 'CAUSE, LIKE, WE PUTTOGETHER A BINDER

WITH THE NAMEOF OUR COMPANY ON IT.

IT'S, LIKE, NOT A BIG DEAL.

OKAY, HERE'S THE IDEA.

IT'S CALLED THE BLISTERITOS BUS,

AND WE SEND ITTO THE INNER CITY.

LIKE, THAT'S WHERE, LIKE,THE BLACK KIDS ARE

WHOSE FACES HAVE ALL BEEN[bleep] UP BY BLISTERITOS.

- I DON'T THINK WE WANT SHOWA LOT OF THE KIDS

WITH THE VOLCANO HEADS.

WE TRIED THAT IN A CAMPAIGN.

PEOPLE HATED SEEING THEM.

- FYI, LIKE, IN COLLEGEMY NICKNAME WAS,

LIKE, VOLCANO HEAD.

BECAUSE, LIKE,I WOULD SUCK GUYS OFF,

AND THEIR--WELL,THEY WOULD JUST ERUPT.

- GREAT.WE SHOULD GO OUT SOMETIME.

- OH, MY GOD.

- AM I, LIKE, STROKING OUTRIGHT NOW?

WHEN I FIRST MET TRAV,I WAS, LIKE, REPULSED BY HIM,

BUT, LIKE, AS HE BECAMEMORE INTERESTED IN LIZ,

I WAS LIKE, "THIS GUY'SACTUALLY GORGEOUS."

- WE REALLY NEEDTO JUST SEEM FUN.

BLISTERITOS ARE FUN.

THEY DON'T KILL CHILDREN.

- RIGHT. OOH, WE COULD DO, LIKE,AN APP THAT COUNTS,

LIKE, THE DEATHS.

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