Bat Person's Car Chase

  • Season 2 , Ep 215
  • 04/11/2012
  • Views: 17,639

Mark is on the trail of Callie and her abductor Sabrina Maroney, while Randall chauffeurs Michael Caine around town. (2:31)

THE DUNGEON OF INTERCOURSE, IFYOU WILL, PLEASE.

NOT A PROBLEM. UH, BUT WE DOHAVE TO MAKE ONE QUICK STOP ON

THE WAY IF YOU DON'T MIND.

- YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO,MY GOOD MAN.

MY NAME IS MICHAEL CAINE.

- THAT WAY.STEP ON IT!

- OKAY, BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVEA WORD ABOUT THAT OUTFIT

WHEN WE GET HOME TONIGHT.

- DID YOU KNOWTHAT YOU ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE

OF A YOUNG DUDLEY MOORE?

DURING THE FILMINGOF HANNAH AND HER SISTERS,

THE WHOLE COURSE OF THE MOVIE,

I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED PANDA AND HER SISTERS,

AND THEY WERE GOING TO ADD APANDA BEAR IN SPECIAL EFFECTS.

- YOUR BOYFRIENDIS IRRITATINGLY PERSISTENT.

- YEAH.IT'S ANNOYING.

- WHAT NOW?

- I DON'T KNOW.

RUN HER OFF THE ROADOR SOMETHING.

- DUDE, THAT'S AN ARMORED VAN.

THIS IS A LINCOLN CONTINENTALON LEASE.

- ON THE SET OF THE CIDER HOUSE RULES,

TOBEY MAGUIRE TRIED TO HAVE SEXWITH ME THREE DIFFERENT TIMES.

- SHUT UP, MICHAEL CAINE!

- YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ABOUTTO GO OUT WITH A BANG.

- REALLY?THAT'S YOUR BIG LINE?

- ADMITTEDLY, NOT THE BEST.I'M TRYING TO DRIVE HERE.

- [screeches]

- WHAT THE HELL?IS THAT STEVE BUSCEMI?

I LOVE HIS WORK!

- [supersonic scream]

- UH-OH.

[glass cracking and shattering]

AH! IT'S IN MY HAIR!

IT'S IN MY HAIR!GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT.

GET IT OUT.GET IT OUT!

[tires screech]

- FUNNY STORY.

ON THE SET OF JAWS 4: THE REVENGE,

I ACTUALLY KILLED AND GROUND UPA NATIVE BOY INTO PATE

AND SERVED IT AT CRAFT SERVICES.

- OH, MARK, THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR SAVING ME.

NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKEON THE OUTSIDE,

YOU'RE STILL MY HERO.

- [supersonic scream]

- AH!AH!

BITE HIM, DOUG.BITE HIM!

- [squeaks]crunch!

- D-AH! OH...

[groans]

- FYI: HE'LL NEED TOBITE YOU THERE ONCE A DAY

FOR THE NEXT YEARTO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T RELAPSE.

- OF COURSE HE WILL.

WE'RE FREQUENTLY TOLDTO AVOID A SIMPLE LIFE,

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