Hospital Visit

Season 1 , Ep 4 08/05/09 Views: 12,744

The show's staff visits Michael Ian Black at the hospital, where he's recovering from his collapse during the zombie sketch. (2:59)

- HEY, BUDDY.

- HEY, MIKE.HEY, GUYS.

- HEY.

- HEY, MAN,GOT YOU YOUR FAVORITE, GORDITAS.

- OH, WOW, THANKS, YOU GUYS.

NURSE, COULD YOU COME IN HEREAND MUSH UP MY GORDITAS FOR ME?

HERE YOU GO.

- THANK YOU.

- LISTEN, MIKE.

I WANNA TELL YOU THAT I'M SORRYFOR WHAT HAPPENED TODAY.

MAKING YOU RUN AROUND LIKE THAT,IT WAS WRONG, AND I APOLOGIZE.

- DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT,MIKE.

- WELL, I OVERHEARDWHAT YOU WERE SAYING

TO BIEDERMAN ABOUT ME,

AND I KIND OF OVERREACTED, SO...

I'M SORRY.

- APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

- OKAY.FRIENDS?

- FRIENDS.

- AH, JUST--- YEAH, COOL.

- [sighs]ALL RIGHT, WELL,

I GUESS WE'RE EVEN NOW, RIGHT?

- WELL, I DON'T KNOWIF WE'RE EVEN.

I AM IN THE HOSPITAL.

THE DOCTOR SAID I MIGHT HAVETO BE HERE FOR A WEEK.

- A WEEK?WOW, WOW.

- THANK YOU.

YEAH, THE DOCTOR SAIDI COULD HAVE DIED.

MY CORE TEMPERATURE WAS 106,

WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH AS CLOSETO DEATH AS YOU CAN GET

WITHOUT ACTUALLY DYING, SO...

- MIKE, OH, MY GOD.

IS MARTHA HERE YET?

- HMM?- MARTHA, YOUR WIFE.

SHE HERE YET?

- SHE'S AT A JEWELRY SHOW.

- JEWELRY SHOW?

- SHE'S SELLING JEWELRY TODAY,

AND SO SHE COULDN'T--

IT WAS ALREADY SCHEDULED,SO SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

- I THOUGHT MARTHAWAS AN INTERIOR DESIGNER.

I DIDN'T KNOW SHE MADE JEWELRY.

- SHE IS AN INTERIOR DESIGNER.

SHE ALSO MAKES JEWELRY;SHE MAKES CHUNKY JEWELRY.

- CHUNKY JEWELRY?WHAT'S THAT?

- SHAPELY?SHAPELY JEWELRY?

IT'S MADE OUT OF AMBER.

IT'S ALSO MADE OUT OF ARGITE.

- ARGITE?

- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.- ARGITE.

IT'S ONE OF THE MOSTPRECIOUS METALS,

AND IT'S ALSO A STONE.

WHY ARE YOU GIVING METHE THIRD DEGREE HERE?

SHE--I ALMOST DIED.

- I'M NOT.I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

YOU SAID YOU WEREALMOST DYING.

- I DID ALMOST DIE.ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

- MIKE, I'M NOT CALLING YOUA LIAR.

I JUST--YOU SAIDYOU ALMOST DIED.

LET ME SEE WHAT THE CHART SAYS.- DON'T LOOK AT MY CHART.

- MIKE, I WANNA SEE THE CHART.

- NO, THAT'S CONFIDENTIALMEDICAL INFORMATION.

- DON'T LOOK AT THE CHART.- LOOK AT THE CHART.

- WHY CAN'T I LOOK AT THE CHART?- LOOK AT THE CHART.

- I THINK IT'S TOTALLY FINEIF YOU LOOK AT THE CHART.

- JUST OPEN IT.OPEN THE CHART.

- MIKE, I FEELLIKE THE CONSENSUS

IS THAT I SHOULD LOOKAT THE CHART, SO...

- DO IT.

- SAYS, "MILD DEHYDRATION,"SO...

MIKE, YOU'RE THIRSTY.

HE'S THIRSTY.THAT'S IT.

- NEED SOME MORE WATER,MR. BLACK?

- NO, I DON'T NEED ANY MOREWATER, THANK YOU, NURSE.

- OKAY, OKAY, WELL,WE ALL HAD A BIG DAY.

NOW WE'RE GONNALET MICHAEL RECOVER

FROM HIS MILD DEHYDRATION.

OKAY, COME ON, EVERYBODY.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

- SEE YA, MIKE.

- BETTER.

- BYE.

- OKAY, WELL,I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

- YEAH, I'LL BE IN FIRST THING.

- OKAY.

- I SERIOUSLY HOPE HE DIES.

LIKE, I HOPE HE DIES.

- WHAT'S WILD DEHYDRATION?

- MILD, MILD,LIKE NOTHING.

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