Where all my workersspeak nothing but English.
It's payback time!
I gained 40 poundsin two years,
and no one said a thing.
Until the day I went to getmy eyebrows waxed by Linda,
who I hadn't seenin over a year.
She's the one that told meI was overweight.
Like she needed to tell me!
The moment I walked in,she was, like,
Oh, you used to be little.Now you are huge!"
Can you wax my eyebrows?
Actually, my goal in lifeis to look like a stripper.
I've decided that strippersare, like,
the hottest-looking womenin the world.
And I meet a lot of strippers,
and they always saythe same thing.
"I'm paying my waythrough medical school."
Now, if that's the truth,why is it
that you never meet a doctorthat used to be a stripper?
You think they'd be everywhere.
I'd advertise it.
Guys would want to go in forcheckups all the time, you know?
It's, like, "Hey, big boy.
Does it hurtwhen I go like this?"
How about this?
Does it hurtwhen I go like this?
Daddy's got a big deductible!
Stick it in the thong! Ha-ha!
Dr. Peaches says you're healthy!
My husband's sick again.