A Real Family

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 10/22/2013
  • Views: 3,342

When Ethel no longer needs Connie to pretend to be her husband, Connie goes native in order to protect her new life. (1:54)

- WELL, I WISH WE COULD STAY,BUT YOU KNOW.

AL PACINO'S INA HOLDING PATTERN.

- LUCY, COME ON.LET'S GO.

WE GOTTA LET THESE TWO LOVEBIRDSRUB HOLES.

- OH, WELL.BACK TO OUR NORMAL LIVES.

- I HATE OUR NORMAL LIVES.

WAIT!YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

YOU'LL MISS MALLOY'S BIG PARTIN THE PLAY TOMORROW.

HE HAD TO FILL IN LAST MINUTE.

HE SAID SOMETHING HAPPENEDTO THE LEAD ACTOR.

- [gasping]

HELP! HELP!

- YOU CAN JUST SPENDTHE NIGHT WITH US.

- [growls]GREAT IDEA, CONNER.

- OH, YES.

I'D LOVE TO SEE MY NEPHEWIN A PLAY.

I JUST ADORE THE THEATER.

- WELL, LET'S DO IT.

- OH, BOY! OH, BOY!OH, BOY!

THAT MEANS I GET TO SLEEPIN THE BED WITH ETHEL.

LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.

'CAUSE WE'RE MARRIED.

AND WE'VE EXPLOREDEVERY WET, DARK CREVICE

OF EACH OTHER'S BODIES.

- OW!

- GOOD NIGHT, YOU THREE.SLEEP WELL.

- GOOD NIGHT.

UPPITY BITCH.

- SORRY I PULLED THIS ON YOU,ETHEL.

I JUST DON'T WANT THISTO END.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, CONNIE?

IT'S OKAY.

YOU'VE HELPED ME OUT SO MUCH.

ACTUALLY,THIS IS KIND OF...NICE.

- I KNOW.

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEENTHIS HAPPY.

- YOU KNOW, IN A SAD WAY,ME TOO.

- THERE'S ONLY ONE THINGTHAT COULD MAKE THIS BETTER.

- EW!

CONNIE!

JESUS! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

- BUT I THOUGHT WE WEREA REAL FAMILY.

- CONNIE, WAKE UP!

THIS IS NOT REAL.

YOU'RE A LESBIAN,

AND OUR CHILD ISA SHAVED BEAR.

WE ARE NOTHING LIKE A FAMILY.

PRE-JACK KEN WOULD HAVEA BETTER SHOT AT ME

THAN YOU EVER WILL.

- IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE?

- NO.

ETHEL, I WANT A DIVORCE!

- WHAT?

- AND I'M TAKINGTHAT NECKLACE BACK.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?RETURN IT?

- YES, I AM.

I'M GONNA DIG UPYOUR GRANDMOTHER AGAIN

AND PUT IT BACKON HER [bleep] NECK!

- FINE.WAIT, WHAT?

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