Uncensored - Kevin Hart - All Over the Place

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When Kevin Hart was in school, his father showed up for a parent-teacher conference in a very revealing outfit. (1:03)

STUPIDEST THING MY DAD EVER DID

WHEN HE WAS ON DRUGS, RIGHT,

WHEN I WAS A KID, I REMEMBER

MY DAD CAME TO

PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE.

THAT'S WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR

KID'S SCHOOL, TALK TO YOUR

TEACHERS, SEE HOW THEY'RE

DOING IN SCHOOL.

MY DAD SHOWS UP WITH SWEATPANTS

ON WITH NO DRAWERS.

[bleep] WAS ALL OVER

THE PLACE, OKAY?

LISTEN, I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.

LET ME SHOW Y'ALL HOW MY DAD

WALKED INTO MY SCHOOL.

THIS IS ALL I SAW.

"HEY!

KEVIN!

HEY!"

[laughter]

"KEV!"

EVERY TIME HE STOPPED,

HIS [bleep] KEPT MOVING.

"EXCUSE ME!"

I COULD HEAR LITTLE GIRLS LIKE,

"EWWW!

EWWW!"

MY DAD GOT MAD.

"WHAT THE [bleep]

IS YOU ILLIN' ABOUT?

YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOBODY

WITH A LONG [bleep]?"

"DAD, DON'T--

DON'T SAY THAT."

"YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY.

YOU GONNA LEARN WHAT A LONG

[bleep] LOOK LIKE TODAY."

"NO, DAD, SHE DON'T NEED

TO LEARN THAT.

PLEASE."

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