Defending Your Tweet - Andy Kindler & Brett Gelman

Season 1 , Ep 5 03/19/13 Views: 13,355

Andy Kindler breaks out vintage musical jokes, and Brett Gelman reveals something shocking about his bowel movements. (1:55)

AND TURN IT ON HIGH.

IT'S "DEFENDING YOUR TWEET."

YOU TWEETED IT.NOW I'M GONNA READ IT

AND ASK YOU TO DEFEND ITIN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

ANDY KINDLER.

ON MARCH 12TH,YOU TWEETED THE FOLLOWING.

ANDY, DEFEND THAT TWEET.

FEEL FREE TO GOWORD BY WORD.

- UH...WELL, LOOK, THEY LAUGHED.

RIGHT?

I--WHY DO THE KIDS TODAY

DO NOT RESPECT REFERENCES?

THEY DON'T KNOWTHE REFERENCES.

I MEAN, I DON'T CARE--THEY CAN'T FIND

IRAQ ON A MAP,THAT'S FINE WITH ME.

BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO--I WANT TO BE ABLE

TO SAY IN A CLUB,"HEY, LOOK THERE.

THERE WAS GARY PUCKETT& THE UNION GAPS OVER HERE."

BOOM.WHAT DO YOU THINK--

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,A MEMBER OF EVERY MOTHER'S SON?

[laughter]

THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

- NOW, BRETT.- YEAH.

- ON SEPTEMBER 4TH,YOU TWEETED...

BRETT GELMAN,DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- THAT WAS A LIE.

I-I LOVE COMPLIMENTS.

AND I HAVEN'T TAKENA DECENT BM IN THREE WEEKS!

- I DON'T--I DON'T HAVEA PROBLEM WITH YOUR JOKE.

IT WAS THE LOOK OF PRIDEON YOUR FACE.

- YEAH.

- WELL, IT MEANSTHAT I'M OLDER,

AND I'M MORE MATURE.

- GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.

CATCH ANDY APPEARINGAT THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL

IN AUSTIN, TEXAS,APRIL 24TH THROUGH 27TH.

AND WATCH BRETT IN GO ON

TUESDAYS AT 9:00 ON NBC.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKWITH MORE SHOW.

[cheers and applause]

[rock music]

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