Dane Cook - I Gotta Dance

  • Season 3, Ep 4
  • 06/27/2000
  • Views: 82,980

Dane Cook never needs to dance. (1:19)

YOUR FRIENDS COME INTO TOWN.RIGHT AWAY--

"CHICKS, DUDE."

PICK UP THE PHONE.

"WHAT'S UP?"

"DUDE, CHICKS.

"LET'S GO GET SOME CHICKS, DUDE.CHICKS.

LET'S GET SOME CHICKS, DUDE."

YOU KNOW, LIKE WE CANJUST GO TO WALGREENS.

"WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE CHICKS?WHERE ARE THEY AT?

"CHICKS--AISLE FIVE, GUYS.

LET'S GO PICK UP SOME CHICKS."

I WANTED TO GO TOTHE DANCE CLUB.

THAT'S WHERE MY BUDDIESWANT TO GO.

"DUDE, THE DANCE CLUB;

THAT'S WHERE THE CHICKS ARE."

YOU KNOW,THAT'S WHY WE GO THERE.

WE DON'T GO THERE TO DANCE.

WOMEN GO THERE TO DANCE.

THEY GET ALL READY IN THE MIRRORWITH THEIR FRIENDS.

THEY'RE, LIKE,"I JUST--I NEED TO GO.

"I JUST NEED TO DANCE.

"I'M SERIOUS TONIGHT,NO GUYS--SCREW GUYS.

"I JUST NEED TO--

"I'VE HAD A ROUGH WEEK,

"AND I JUST NEED TOJUST DANCE IT OUT.

"I JUST WANT TO STANDIN A CIRCLE

"AROUND OUR POCKETBOOKAND SHOES AND JUST--

"I JUST WANT TO DANCE.

DANCE."

YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A GUYSAY TO ONE OF HIS BUDDIES,

"MIKE, MIKE, MIKE,LISTEN, BUDDY.

"TONIGHT, BRO,I GOTTA DANCE, DUDE.

[laughter]

SCREW CHICKS TONIGHT, BRO.I GOTTA DANCE."

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