HUSBAND FOR ME.

WITHOUT CEASING CANDLELIGHT

VIGIL 24/7 AT MY REQUEST.

GOT TO GIVE HER SOMETHING TO DO

WITH HER HANDS.

I REALLY, I DO WANT TO GET

MARRIED.

AWW.

IT JUST SOUNDS GRRREAT.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU GET TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING

TOGETHER.

AND RENT VIDEOS.

AND THEN THE KISSING AND THE

HUGGING AND THE KISSING AND

HUGGING UNDERNEATH THE COZY

COVERS.

MMMMMM!

(LAUGHTER)

AW, MAN.

SOMETIMES THOUGH, I'M WORRIED

I'M NOT, SOMETIMES I'M WORRIED

THAT I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED

AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO BE DIPPED

IN A VAT OF WARM, RISING, BREAD

DOUGH.

(LAUGHTER)

OHHHHH.

THAT FEEL PRETTY GOOD, TOO.

IT'S HARD IN L.A., THOUGH.

'CAUSE, LIKE A LOT OF OLDER GUYS

WILL ASK ME OUT.

LIKE GUYS WHO ARE LIKE 30, 40-

NO, I MEAN, 50 YEARS OLDER.

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S LIKE NOOO, RUMPELSTILTSKIN.

(LAUGHTER)

UH-UH, FATHER TIME.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT

BEDTIME STORY, GRANDPA.

(LAUGHTER)