HUSBAND FOR ME.
WITHOUT CEASING CANDLELIGHT
VIGIL 24/7 AT MY REQUEST.
GOT TO GIVE HER SOMETHING TO DO
WITH HER HANDS.
I REALLY, I DO WANT TO GET
MARRIED.
AWW.
IT JUST SOUNDS GRRREAT.
(LAUGHTER)
YOU GET TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING
TOGETHER.
AND RENT VIDEOS.
AND THEN THE KISSING AND THE
HUGGING AND THE KISSING AND
HUGGING UNDERNEATH THE COZY
COVERS.
MMMMMM!
(LAUGHTER)
AW, MAN.
SOMETIMES THOUGH, I'M WORRIED
I'M NOT, SOMETIMES I'M WORRIED
THAT I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED
AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO BE DIPPED
IN A VAT OF WARM, RISING, BREAD
DOUGH.
(LAUGHTER)
OHHHHH.
THAT FEEL PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
IT'S HARD IN L.A., THOUGH.
'CAUSE, LIKE A LOT OF OLDER GUYS
WILL ASK ME OUT.
LIKE GUYS WHO ARE LIKE 30, 40-
NO, I MEAN, 50 YEARS OLDER.
(LAUGHTER)
IT'S LIKE NOOO, RUMPELSTILTSKIN.
(LAUGHTER)
UH-UH, FATHER TIME.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT
BEDTIME STORY, GRANDPA.
(LAUGHTER)