Tig Notaro - SkyMall

  • Season 8 , Ep 21
  • 05/13/2004
  • Views: 21,097

SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive. (1:55)

ON MY FLIGHT OUT HEREI WAS FLIPPING THROUGH SKY MALL.

[LAUGHTER]IT'S THAT IN FLIGHT SHOPPING

PUBLICATION.

THEY HAVE A LOT OF REALLY GREATIDEAS, BUT THEY'RE ALL VERY

EXPENSIVE.

LIKE, ONE OF THE THINGS IN THEREIS THIS TOASTER THAT TOASTS

HOT DOGS AND HOT DOG BUNSSPECIFICALLY.

[LAUGHTER]NOW, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE THE KIND

OF PERSON EATING THAT MANYHOT DOGS IN THEIR DIET,

PROBABLY AIN'T GONNA HAVE THATKIND OF CASH TO KICK DOWN.

[LAUGHTER]THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON THAT FLIGHT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]ANOTHER THING IN THERE IS SAFETY

MAN.

AND WHAT HE IS IS THISINFLATABLE MAN THAT PEOPLE BUY

TO PLACE IN THE FRONT WINDOW OFTHEIR HOUSE...

[LAUGHTER]OR PASSENGER SEAT OF THEIR CAR

TO AVOID BEING ATTACKED.

[LAUGHTER]AND I DON'T THINK SOMEONE SEEING

AN INFLATED MAN IN MY CAR...

[LAUGHTER]IS GONNA KEEP THEM FROM

ATTACKING ME.

I THINK WHEN THEY SEE ME CROUCHDOWN, NEXT TO MY CAR IN THE

PARKING LOT, PULLING SAFETY MANFROM THE TOTE BAG THAT HE COMES

IN, AND BLOWING HIM UP TOSIZE...

[LAUGHTER]THAT'S WHEN THE GUY IN THE

BUSHES IS GONNA GO, "YOU KNOWWHAT?

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LET THISONE GO."

[LAUGHTER]ANYWAY, MY NAME'S TIG.

THANKS A LOT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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