"Love Tub"

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 07/02/2013
  • Views: 26,185

Amy and another woman are the final two contestants on a dating show and they couldn't be more opposite. (5:03)

The two remainingbachelorettes

prepare for theirfinal date with Ben.

I just really wish wedidn't have to go on

this last dateas a threesome.

There's enoughof him to go around.

I just don't like toshare Ben with anyone.

When I justsaid that,

I mean, I'm talkingabout... his dick.

Oh.

I was like, so it's...uh-ya-ya-ya-ya, ding.

(groaning) ding!

Like, corn, like eatingcorn and a typewriter.

You guys slepttogether already?

No, no.

I mean, yeah,like what do

you considersleeping together?

It's like, youknow, who cares?

I mean, isn't thatwhat this show is,

like, what--

♪♪

I just want to start off ourlast night with a toast

to the twomost beautiful...

You know what,

I'm like not in achampagne mood,

I'm sorry.

Like, can I just geta cranberry vodka?

I'm like more than flirtingwith a yeast right now.

Like when I pee it'slike somebody's

blowing glassdown there.

Thank you, cool.

Coolio, you'rethe best.

Okay, go,yeah-yeah-yeah,

this is about you,not us--

To the two mostbeautiful

classy women.

I'm so thankful

I've had the chance to go onthis journey with you both.

So cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers, queers.

(shattering)

Sorry, sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry,

like, not totallymy fault.

I'm sorry...

they're like...

Whoa... so...

But seriously, can I justget one more of those,

like, but like, vodka.

We're all adults so.

Tonight, I have an incrediblyhard decision to make

about who I want to escortinto the Love Tub, so...

Like, whenis it lice?

Like leg-wise.

Oh, Amy, you have...

an amazing spirit.

I'd never evenheard of the game

leaky submarineuntil I met you.

Hmm...

What's leakysubmarine?

He plugs allmy holes.

I thought I'dask you both

about your dreamsfor the future.

My dream forthe future is

right now if somebody bringsus curly fries, right?

It's like,that'd be good,

just soak upall the booze.

We're just like drinkingand it's like,

ugh, perfect storm.

Tiffany, if I ask you tojoin me in the Love Tub

would you be willingto move to Utah

to start ourlives together?

Yes, I grew uparound horses.

When I ride I feellike I'm flying.

Amy...

Moving on.

Tiffany, what do youthink is the secret

to a lastingrelationship?

My parents have beenmarried for over 40 years

and they taught me thatthe key ingredients

are trustand respect.

That's sobeautiful.

What do youthink Amy?

Okay well I think I'm--

maybe I may have told youthis at one point, but...

I dated this guyRicky for like...

five months, okay?

Real piece of shit.

He was like my dealer

and then he wasn'tand then he was.

La, la, la.

He made out withmy sister...

She's a slut.

She would be likeamazing on this show.

If they're doingthe next one.

♪♪

(Exhaling)

Tiffany, Amy, I've never hadto make a harder choice.

You are both--

I'm sorry.

Do we actuallyorder curly fries

or where do westand with that

whole situationright now?

Whoo.

Okay, they havethe fries.

They're just not bringing 'embecause we're filming.

Like, no onecares, it's fine.

Like, it's fine,it's fine?

It's fine.

I've mademy decision.

♪♪

Tiffany...

would you please joinme in the Love Tub?

Yes.

Yeah.

(laughing)

Congratulations.

♪♪

Are we going tosee Ben right now?

(man)No, Ben's in the LoveTub with Tiffany.

He chose her.

Yeah right,he chose her.

He would never chooseher, she's a--

She's a bitch.

She's dumb.

She looks like--one time, this lady,

I was like, eww, oh,Tiffany, you're so... ew.

Can somebodyhold my hair?

Okay, guys, I'm--

I know I said somebad things about you

but pleasehold my hair.

(retching)

( Amy )I'm okay.

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