The two remainingbachelorettes
prepare for theirfinal date with Ben.
I just really wish wedidn't have to go on
this last dateas a threesome.
There's enoughof him to go around.
I just don't like toshare Ben with anyone.
When I justsaid that,
I mean, I'm talkingabout... his dick.
I was like, so it's...uh-ya-ya-ya-ya, ding.
Like, corn, like eatingcorn and a typewriter.
You guys slepttogether already?
I mean, yeah,like what do
you considersleeping together?
It's like, youknow, who cares?
I mean, isn't thatwhat this show is,
I just want to start off ourlast night with a toast
to the twomost beautiful...
You know what,
I'm like not in achampagne mood,
Like, can I just geta cranberry vodka?
I'm like more than flirtingwith a yeast right now.
Like when I pee it'slike somebody's
blowing glassdown there.
Thank you, cool.
Coolio, you'rethe best.
this is about you,not us--
To the two mostbeautiful
I'm so thankful
I've had the chance to go onthis journey with you both.
like, not totallymy fault.
But seriously, can I justget one more of those,
like, but like, vodka.
We're all adults so.
Tonight, I have an incrediblyhard decision to make
about who I want to escortinto the Love Tub, so...
Like, whenis it lice?
Oh, Amy, you have...
an amazing spirit.
I'd never evenheard of the game
leaky submarineuntil I met you.
He plugs allmy holes.
I thought I'dask you both
about your dreamsfor the future.
My dream forthe future is
right now if somebody bringsus curly fries, right?
It's like,that'd be good,
just soak upall the booze.
We're just like drinkingand it's like,
ugh, perfect storm.
Tiffany, if I ask you tojoin me in the Love Tub
would you be willingto move to Utah
to start ourlives together?
Yes, I grew uparound horses.
When I ride I feellike I'm flying.
Tiffany, what do youthink is the secret
to a lastingrelationship?
My parents have beenmarried for over 40 years
and they taught me thatthe key ingredients
are trustand respect.
What do youthink Amy?
Okay well I think I'm--
maybe I may have told youthis at one point, but...
I dated this guyRicky for like...
five months, okay?
Real piece of shit.
He was like my dealer
and then he wasn'tand then he was.
La, la, la.
He made out withmy sister...
She's a slut.
She would be likeamazing on this show.
If they're doingthe next one.
Tiffany, Amy, I've never hadto make a harder choice.
You are both--
Do we actuallyorder curly fries
or where do westand with that
whole situationright now?
Okay, they havethe fries.
They're just not bringing 'embecause we're filming.
Like, no onecares, it's fine.
Like, it's fine,it's fine?
I've mademy decision.
would you please joinme in the Love Tub?
Are we going tosee Ben right now?
(man)No, Ben's in the LoveTub with Tiffany.
He chose her.
Yeah right,he chose her.
He would never chooseher, she's a--
She's a bitch.
She looks like--one time, this lady,
I was like, eww, oh,Tiffany, you're so... ew.
Can somebodyhold my hair?
Okay, guys, I'm--
I know I said somebad things about you
but pleasehold my hair.
( Amy )I'm okay.