Kyle Cease - References

  • Season 10, Ep 24
  • 05/11/2006
  • Views: 14,091

Why are we allowed to put our friends down as references? (1:02)

THAT GETS WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT COINCIDENCES.

LIKE BIRTHDAYS--LIKE WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, BRO.

- SEPTEMBER. - SEPTEMBER WHAT?

- TWENTY-SEVENTH. - THAT'S SO WEIRD, MINE'S JULY 8th!

WHAT ARE YOU, A VIRGO? I'M AN ASTRONAUT.

THOSE ARE BOTH THINGS. THAT'S SO WEIRD.

SO MY FRIEND CALLED MEBECAUSE HE HAD APPLIED

AT A VIDEO STORE AND PUT ME DOWN AS A REFERENCE.

I GUESS TO GIVE METHE BIG HEADS UP IN CASEBLOCKBUSTER VIDEO CALLS.

LIKE I'M NOT GONNA KNOWWHAT THE HELL TO DO.

"HEY, THIS IS BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, DO YOU THINK GARY

WOULD BE A GOOD GUY TO HIRE?" "NO! I WISH I'D BEEN WARNED."

[LAUGHTER]

WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO PUT OUR FRIENDS DOWN AS A REFERENCE?

THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK.

YOU SHOULD HAVE TO PUT YOUR ENEMIES DOWN.

THAT WOULD BE SUCH A BETTER PHONE CALL, WOULDN'T IT?

"HEY, DO YOU THINK KYLE WOULD BE A GOOD GUY TO HIRE?"

"YEAH, IF YOU WANT HIM TO [BLEEP] YOUR WIFE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"IF YOU'RE RUNNINGA DOG MURDERING COMPANY,

I ABSOLUTELY RECOMMEND KYLE." YOU EVER GO INTO A RESTAURANT,

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