Oh, Hello - Basketball

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 02/20/2013
  • Views: 8,279

George and Gil compete against each other to win a game of pickup basketball. (2:21)

[upbeat jazz music]

- SO, GIG,SHOULD WE STRETCH FIRST?

- NO, LET'S JUST, YOU KNOW,STAY TIGHT AND GET INJURED.

- CHECK IT OUT.LEW ALCINDOR.

OKAY.ALL RIGHT.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?- THAT JUST--

SOMETHING JUST TWEAKED--A LITTLE SOMETHING--REAL BAD.

- I LIKE TO ROTATEUNTIL THE PAIN SPREADS

AND IT'S MORE OF A NUMB--NUMB EVERYWHERE KIND OF THING.

- THERE IT IS!

YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO SEEHOW SORT OF

LOOPY AND WEIRDYOUR ARMS ARE.

- I'VE GOT REAL NOODLE ARMSTHESE DAYS.

- [chuckling]- THAT'S RIGHT!

I WAS LIKE "YO, BOO!

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ASS,KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

LET'S GET IT UP, GET IT UP!

- YOU GUYS ARE REALLY BLACK.FREAKIN' COMMODORES.

- AHH!THAT'S MY BALL!

IT'S A LITTLE FLAT, BUT--- GET THAT BALL OUTTA HERE, YO.

LET'S CHOOSE IT UP.WE GOT TWO AND FOUR.

WE GOT SIX.- I'LL SERVE.

IF YOU GUYS JUSTWANNA HANG OUT.

- WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, YO?- I DON'T KNOW.

- LET'S CHOOSE TEAMS UP, BABY.LET'S CHOOSE TEAMS UP.

- I GOT MY MAN RIGHT HERE.- MIKE-MIKE BE BALLIN'!

MIKE-MIKE!LET ME SEE WHO I WANT.

JJ!WHOOPTY-WHOO!

BOO! YOU KNOWHOW TO DO IT, JJ.

- WE COME AS A PAIR.

- I'LL GET THIS BOB BARKER,

RON PAUL LOOKIN' DUDERIGHT HERE.

- DAMN. YOU BE RIGHT ON THEBUTTON WITH THESE FOOLS, MAN.

BUT, SISTER, GIMMEJUDI DENCH UP IN HERE.

YOU KNOW WHO JUDI DENCH IS,RIGHT?

[hysterical laughter]

- ALL RIGHT, DAME JUDI DENCHREADY TO SHOOT SOME HOOPS.

- BALL UP, BALL UP!

- I'LL SCRATCH YOU UP.- ALL RIGHT.

- OH!- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

- GET OVER HERE, Y'ALL.COME ON, MAN.

- FIRST OFF...

O.J. DID IT, ALL RIGHT?

- YOU KNOW, MY ANALYST SAYS

THAT IF I DON'T GET OUTAND PLAY MORE,

THAT, UH, I'M NEVER GONNA GETBACK IN THE GAME, PROBABLY.

- I'M GONNA BE HONESTWITH YOU, MAN.

- UH-HUH.- YOU TERRIBLE.

- NOW MY BOY, GIL--THAT GUY IS NO GOOD.

I COULD REALLYLAY HIM OUT QUICKLY.

WITH HIM OUT OF THE WAY,I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA BE...

360 SPINS AND SLAM DUNKPOINTERS.

- DUDE.

- TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME.I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS.

- OH, I PUT A LOT MORE THANMY HANDS INSIDE MY STUDENTS.

- OH! GET OFF OF ME!

[chewing sounds][bone pops]

OW!- OH! SNAP!

- YOU POPPED MY SHOULDER.

- AND RON PAUL JUST BROKEPHIL SPECTOR'S SHOULDER, YO.

- MY FRIEND HASA POPPED SHOULDER.

PLEASE GIVE MEA BURNT BAGEL FOR ME.

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