Corey Holcomb - Sensitive Women

  • Season 9 , Ep 24
  • 07/21/2005
  • Views: 22,606

Corey says something positive to the ladies looking at him funny. (1:43)

I SEE SOME OF YOU SENSITIVE

LADIES OUT THERE LOOKING AT ME

FUNNY.

[LAUGHTER]

LET ME SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE

TO THE SENSITIVE WOMEN WHO ARE

HERE TODAY, WHO CAN'T TAKE

A JOKE.

[LAUGHTER]

SOMETHING POSITIVE TO THE

SENSITIVE LADY, UM...

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

[EXHALES]

GOOD LUCK, I MEAN I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU,

LIFE IS ROUGH UM.

I GOT ADVICE, LADIES UM

IF YOU OUT ON A DATE WITH A GUY

THAT YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH

THERE'S SOME VERY IMPORTANT

THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW.

NOW THE GUY WHO'S WITH YOU

HE WANTS TO TELL YOU ALL

THIS STUFF BUT HE DOESN'T WANT

TO BLOW THE DATE FOR HIMSELF.

SO I WILL ACT AS HIS

SPOKESPERSON, IF I MAY.

LET YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING

RIGHT NOW.

LADIES IF YOU'RE OUT ON A DATE

WITH A GUY YOU HAVEN'T

SLEPT WITH, PLEASE KEEP YOUR

CONVERSATION TO AN ABSOLUTE

MINIMUM.

'CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY LISTENING

TO NOTHIN' YOU TALKING ABOUT.

UNTIL WE GET SOME WE CAN'T

COMPREHEND THAT STUFF THAT'S

COMING OUT YOUR MOUTH!

YOU'RE JUST AN ANNOYING SOUND

COMING FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE

OF THE CAR.

SHUT THE HELL UP IS BASICALLY

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

NAH, SERIOUSLY THOUGH.

I MEAN THINK ABOUT THAT

CONVERSATION YOU GUYS HAD ON THE

WAY DOWN HERE.

DO YOU THINK HE WAS LISTENING

TO ANY OF THAT STUFF?

HA, HA!

"MY SON GOT ALL A'S ON HIS

REPORT CARD..."

I DON'T GIVE A RAA...

[LAUGHTER]

WHEN THIS DRINK MONEY GONNA

KICK IN, THAT'S WHAT I WANT

TO KNOW.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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