Joe DeRosa - Car Service

  • Season 13 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 33,448

Joe calls a car service and has a run-in with a miserable piece of sh*t. (2:00)

Tags:  Joe DeRosa

BUT THAT, UH --THAT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, THE OLDER I GET,

THE MORE I REALIZEI HATE EVERYBODY.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

EVERYBODY.

EVERYBODY.

UGH, I HATE DEALING WITH PEOPLE.I REALLY DO.

THEY'RE JUST SO MISERABLETO DEAL WITH.

I GOT THIS LADY ON THE PHONETHE OTHER NIGHT, OKAY?

I HAD TO BOOK A CARTO GO TO THE AIRPORT.

SO I CALLED THE CAR SERVICE,

AND I GET THIS LADYON THE PHONE,

AND SHE'S JUST A MISERABLE PIECEOF [BLEEP] OF A HUMAN BEING,

RIGHT?

'CAUSE I GO, "HI, I NEEDTO BOOK A CAR, PLEASE."

AND SHE GOES, "UGH!

"WHEN?!

WHEN?!"

I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW...HOW ABOUT, UH...

HOW ABOUT LIKE 7:50 TONIGHT,IF YOU DON'T MIND."

AND SHE GOES, "HUH!

WHAT THE HELL'S THATSUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DIDN'T KNOWHOW TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.

SO I SAID, "YOU'RE AWARETHAT THERE'S TIME, RIGHT?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS,DON'T YOU?

"UH, ONE OF THE TIMES IS 8:00.

"I'D LIKE MY CARFOR 10 MINUTES PRIOR, PLEASE.

"AT 7:50...

MISS."

AND SHE GOES,"OH, I'M SORRY,

"YOU MUST HAVE MEANTTO SAY 1950.

"'CAUSE IT'S A CAR DEPOT,

"AND WE RUNON A 24-HOUR CLOCK, OKAY?

DO YOU GET IT?"

AND I SAID,"OH, GEEZ, I'M SORRY.

"I DID MEAN TO SAY 1950.

"AND WHEN I SAID 'MISS,'I MEANT TO SAY 'WHORE.'

"OKAY?

"1950, YOU MISERABLE WHORE PIGPIECE OF [BLEEP]

"I'LL HAVE TWO BAGS, BY THE WAY,

IF YOU COULD TELL THE DRIVER,PLEASE."

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