I told youthe famous for-profit university
ITT Tech is closing its doors
and I asked you to createa commercial
for even a less reputableuniversity.
Let's see whatyou came up up with.
Ron Funches,we'll start with you.
Going to college is just likethrowing your money away.
I didn't go to collegeand I'm as rich as (bleep),
so why don't you justgive your money to me
and the Ron FunchesComedy College?
I'll teach you how to be funny.Things like setup.
You won't believewhat happened to me today.
It was hilarious.
Where are you from?
Oh, I've never been there.
I don't knowanything about that.
And buying drugs.
At the Ron FunchesComedy College we put the fun...
What kind of drugs are those?
Hi, I'm Tiffany
from WatersonTyping and Booty College.
Well, more like a roomwith a desk
and a computer from 1987.
My auntie had a government job.Then she quit,
went to Waterson and learnedto type 30 words per hour.
And now she's a stripper!
Waterson. Aw, yeah.
Waterson, learn to type slow
and make your booty go, go, go.
Make it a booty call. Yeah!
I-I feel like a lotof sign-ups for these colleges
are already happening now,like, as the show is airing.
Finally, Kyle Kinane.
Hey, is your pet sick?
Do you want to the avoidcostly veterinarian bills?
Then come on downto the Internet and get a degree
from Kyle's OnlineDo-It-Yourself Animal Surgery.
Disclaimer: Kyle's Online AnimalSurgery only teaches you
how to cut open regular petslike dogs and cats and (bleep),
not recommended for practiceon fish, birds, snakes,
weird lizards,other metalhead pets.
One guy called about a ferret.Not sure about that one.
Ponies-- what a mess.
Hamsters-- you can justget new hamsters, guys.
Monkeys-- those arekind of like people
and that's a slippery slope.
Remember, I am not a doctor.
But neither are you.