Uncensored - Neal Brennan - N.W.A.

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 6,179

Neal Brennan has noticed that a lot of white people have different standards for their white friends and their black friends. (2:08)

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SO, I SAID THE "N" WORD.

WE'RE ALL STILL HERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LIKE I SAID,I GOT A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS,

AND, WHITE PEOPLE,I HAVE ACTUAL BLACK FRIENDS.

AND I KNOW A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLELIKE TO THINK

YOU HAVE BLACK FRIENDS,

BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY FRIENDSWITH SOMEBODY

UNLESS YOU CAN YELL AT THEMAND THEY CAN YELL AT YOU BACK.

A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE HAVETWO STANDARDS

FOR YOUR WHITE FRIENDSAND YOUR BLACK FRIENDS.

IF ONE OF YOUR WHITE FRIENDSSCREWS UP,

YOU'LL GET LEGITIMATELYPISSED AND BE LIKE,"DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?"

BUT IF ONE OF YOUR BLACK FRIENDSSCREWS UP,

YOU IMMEDIATELY GOINTO HUMAN-RESOURCES MODE LIKE,

"MALIK...MALIK, YOUR BEHAVIOR'SMADE ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I THINK GOING FORWARD,WE NEED TO BE MORE COGNIZANT."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I'VE DRAWN UP A PowerPoint."

BOOP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

PLUS, I'M A HIP-HOP KID,

SO I'VE BEEN MESSINGWITH THE "N" WORD SINCE N.W.A.

THAT WAS A BIG ONE, YEAH. YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

N.W.A. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBERTHEM, THEY WERE A RAP GROUP.

THEY WERE -- THEY WERE"STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

IT WAS -- IT WAS EASY-E,ICE CUBE, DR. DRE,

A COUPLE OTHER DUDES.

ALL RIGHT, SO, EAZY-EDIED OF AIDS -- HILARIOUS.

UM...

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

DR. DRE DOESN'T MAKE MUSICANYMORE.

HE JUST MAKES HEADPHONES,AND, UM...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...ICE CUBE JUST MAKESTHESE SHITTY-ASS FAMILY MOVIES.

I ACTUALLY HAD A MOVIE IDEAFOR ICE CUBE

WHERE ICE CUBE FROM 1989TRAVELS FORWARD IN TIME

AND BEATS THE FUCKOUT OF ICE CUBE TODAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.

ALL RIGHT, SO, IF YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT N.W.A. STOOD FOR,

IT STOOD FORNIGGAZ WITH ATTITUDE.

NOW,THE WAY I ALWAYS FELT ABOUT IT,

ONCE THEY HAD THE "N," THEYKIND OF DIDN'T NEED THE W.A.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

THE "N" DID MOST OFTHE HEAVY LIFTING FOR THEM.

NO ONE'S EVER LIKE,

"SIR, THERE'S SOME NIGGAZHERE TO SEE YOU."

"DO THEY HAVE ATTITUDE?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I'M AFRAID THEY DO, SIR."

"SHIT!"