Armond About Town

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 02/13/2013
  • Views: 10,147

California's premier pet plastic surgeon, Dr. Armond, is newly divorced and falling head over heels in love. (3:05)

- I'VE LOST MY WIFE.I'VE LOST MY HOUSE.

AND I'M HAVINGTHE TIME OF MY LIFE.

[glasses clink]

- ♪ TODAY THERE'S A CHANGEIN MY LIFE ♪

♪ AND I'M FEELING ALIVE ♪

- ONE FOR THE DIVORCEE SUITE.

- ♪ TODAY THERE'S A CHANGEIN MY LIFE ♪

♪ THAT'S LIFE ♪

[phone rings]

GO FOR DR. ARMOND,

CALIFORNIA'S PREMIERPET PLASTIC SURGEON.

- WHAT'S UP, DOC?- OH.

KELSEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- WHAT TIME ARE WE GOING TOHIT THE TITTY BARS?

- NOT TONIGHT,MY FRIEND.

TONIGHT I'VE GOT A DATE.

I WAS RECENTLY INTRODUCED TOONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

I'VE EVER MET.

I'M ENTRANCED BY HER

AND HOPE TO TAKE HERTO A HOTEL RESTAURANT.

I'M NOT SURE IFTHE SEXUAL CHEMISTRY'S THERE,

BUT I FEEL LIKE I'VE FINALLYFOUND A REAL PARTNER.

- PLAY THE FIELD, MY FRIEND!PLAY THE FIELD.

[chuckles]HOW'S YOUR HAIR?

- IT'S HOLDING UP, KELS,BUT MY BACKHAND IS OUTTA SIGHT.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKEARMOND IS AT IT AGAIN.

I'VE MADE A RESERVATION FOR USAT THE HOTEL RESTAURANT.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEINGIF THERE ARE ANY SPARKS.

OH, THERE SHE IS.

WOW...

SHE LOOKS AMAZING.

HERE SHE COMES.

THE CHEMISTRYWAS PALPABLE.

MMM.

THIS ISVERY GOOD TORTILLA SOUP.

- YEAH,IT'S DELICIOUS.

- HAVE YOU HADTORTILLA SOUP BEFORE?

- MM-HMM. I HAVE.- MM-HMM.

- AND SO, SHANNON...

- YES, DOCTOR...- DO YOU--?

- AR--ARMOND?- ARMOND.

- ARMOND.

YEAH, I THINKTHAT'S MORE ROMANTIC.

I THINKIF I CALLED YOU "DOCTOR,"

IT WOULD BE TOO MUCHOF A PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.

- SURE.

SO SHANNON, TELL ME--

- YES, ARMOND?

- DO YOU HAVE HOPES AND DREAMS?- MM-HMM.

- EVER SINCEI SPLIT WITH MY EX,

I'M TRYING TO TURN OVERA NEW LEAF.

I'VE GOT A NEW CAR.

IT'S A MUSTANG.IT'S GREEN.

- MY BEETLE'S BEIGE.

[dog barking]

- IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,I HAVE RECEIVED A TEXT MESSAGE.

I WAS FALLING HEAD-OVER-HEELSIN LOVE WITH SHANNON,

DESPITE KELSEY'SBEST EFFORTS,

AND YET, THERE WAS ONEBIG OBSTACLE STILL TO OVERCOME.

HEY, RO?

- YEAH?

- YOU READYTO BE MY BEST MAN, ROMAN?

- FINE,BUT I'M GONNA NEED $10,000

FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.

- DEAL.- AND YOU'RE NOT COMING.

- YOU'RE QUITETHE NEGOTIATOR, ROMAN.

- MAYBE YOU COULD ORDER MEA BUNCH OF FOOD

AND THEN TAKE, LIKE,A TWO-HOUR WALK.

- ROMAN,I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

- SHUT UP.

- NEXT WEEK,ON THE TWO-HOUR SERIES FINALE

OF ARMOND ABOUT TOWN...

LET'S JUST THROW CAUTIONTO THE WALL

AND REALLY GO FOR THIS.

[wedding music]

I FEEL LIKE CINDERELLA.

- YO, I CAN'T DOTHIS WHOLE WEDDING THING.

I'M SORRY, I GOTTA GO.PEACE, MAN.

[dramatic music]

- KELSEY, I NEED YOUTO BE MY BEST MAN.

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