Twitter Movie Review Mad Libs - Sommelier Pirate

  • Season 1 , Ep 01030
  • 02/27/2014
  • Views: 7,204

The comedians must fill in the blanks for Twitter reviews of Oscar-nominated films. (1:55)

REVIEW MADLIBS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IN CASE YOU FORGOT, FOR SOME

REASON, THE OSCARS ARE SUNDAY.

SO I'M GOING TO READ YOU SOME

REVIEWS OF OSCAR NOMINATED FILMS

FROM AVERAGE EVERYDAY TWEETERS,

LEAVING OUT A FEW KEY PHRASES IN

EACH.

AND FOR 250 POINTS I WOULD LIKE

YOU TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH

HILARITY, ALL RIGHT?

FIRST ONE:

HANNAH?

>> CANADA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

POINTS FOR CANADA.

THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS "NAZI

GERMANY."

>> SAME DIFF!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

GRACE?

>> HAPPY ABOUT LETTING THAT

SOMALI PIRATE GO DOWN ON ME LAST

NIGHT.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> HASHTAG I COULD HAVE SWORN HE

SAID HE WAS A SOMMELIER PIRATE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS, CAPTAIN

PHILLIPS, "NOT FEELING VERY

HORNY."

FOLLOW-UP QUESTION.

WHAT TOM HANKS MOVIE WOULD MAKE

YOU FEEL THE MOST HORNY?

>> FORREST GUMP.

>> Chris: OKAY, GOOD, POINTS.

DONE, POINTS, POINTS.

MAMRIE?

>> BEING WEEKEND AT BERNIE'D.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: THE ACTUAL ANSWER, "IS

HE, LIKE, BLANK OR DOING A

DRUG," "SUCKING POOP OUT OF HER

BUTT WITH A STRAW."

THAT'S LIKE A DRUG, I WOULD

IMAGINE.

>> NO.

THAT'S A GATEWAY DRUG IF I EVER

HEARD OF IT.

>> Chris: POINTS!

100 POINTS FOR HANNAH.

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