Butthurt

  • Season 3 , Ep 5
  • 06/26/2012
  • Views: 69,111

Alice refuses to give the guys a day off to mourn Homegirl, so they plan to have a memorial event instead. (1:43)

- HEY, ALICE?

CAN WE, UM, HAVE A MINUTE?

- FINE.

- UH, HOMEGIRL'S DEATH, IT--

IT'S GOT US, UH--

WE'RE--WE'RE PRETTY BUTTHURTABOUT IT.

- REALLY?- YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO COME IN

TOMORROW AND JUST

PLUCK AWAYAND DO OUR DUTY HERE,

BUT I DON'T KNOWIF I'M GONNA SOUND OKAY

[high pitched]ON THE PHONES, BECAUSE I CAN'T--

- YOU SEE, HE JUST NEEDSA DAY TO GRIEVE...

- YEAH.- HAVE A GOOD CRY.

WE ALL JUST NEED A--PROBABLY A GOOD CRY.

JUST A DAY. ONE DAY.- YOU WERE GONNA CRY TOO,

THOUGH, RIGHT?- NO, I'M--I'M PROBABLY GONNA--

- SEE, HE'S CRYING TOO NOW.

- YEAH, OKAY, SO IFYOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY UP--

- ALICE! HEY, WHAT'S UP?I--IT'S AWESOME TO, EH,

RUN INTO YOU HERE.I WAS JUST OUT THERE,

INDIVIDUALLY TALKINGWITH EVERYONE,

AND WE ALL AGREE THE BEST WAYTO COMMEMORATE HOMEGIRL'S LIFE

AND REMEMBER HER IS BYIMMEDIATELY FORGETTING HER,

AND JUST WORKINGALL DAY TOMORROW.

- OKAY, ADAM,DON'T MESS THIS UP FOR ME.

YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH GIRLS.

I'M LIKE A BULLIN A VAGINA SHOP.

- BLAKE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT

YOU'RE NOTA RICO SUAVE DUDE, OKAY?

- I AM A RICO SUAVE--- YOU ARE NOT A RICO SUAVE--

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT,THAT IS ENOUGH.

OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHATYOU GUYS ARE UP TO,

AND I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOWWHAT "BUTTHURT" MEANS.

BUT GUESS WHAT.

DEATH HAPPENS,AND IT'S REAL SAD.

AND WE'RE ALL STILL COMINGINTO WORK TOMORROW.

- YES! WE'LL GE--

- SHOULD WE NOT REMEMBERHOMEGIRL BY AT LEAST

HAVING SOME SORT OF SERVICE

FOR FRIENDS, AND CO-WORKERS,AND OUT-OF-TOWN GUESTS?

- I DON'T NEED THIS.- OH, YES.

THAT WOULD BEVERY GOOD.

- OKAY, FINE.TOMORROW, AFTER LUNCH,

YOU CAN HAVE A THING.

- THANK YOU.- THANK YOU.

- WE DON'T NEED A THING.- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- THIS IS NOT FA--ALICE, THIS IS NOT FAIR!

I AM HAVING THE WORST DAYOUT OF EVERYONE

IN THIS ENTIRE OFFICE...EXCEPT--EXCEPT MAYBE HOMEGIRL.

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