Anthony Jeselnik - Be Thankful, Charlie - Uncensored

Season 1 09/19/11 Views: 220,327

Anthony Jeselnik explains who was responsible for Charlie Sheen's television debut. (1:22)

CHARLIE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU'RE NOT GRATEFULFOR WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, AFTER ALL,

THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT ON TVIN THE FIRST PLACE

IS BECAUSE GOD HATESMICHAEL J. FOX.

CHARLIE, YOU ARE A MONSTER.

EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE

LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST TWO MINUTESOF "LAW & ORDER: SVU."

YOU'VE CONVINCED MORE WOMENTO HAVE ABORTIONS

THAN THE PRENATAL TESTFOR DOWN'S SYNDROME.

AND, CHARLIE, I THINKTHE CRAZIEST THING ABOUT YOU

IS THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREGONNA GO BACK TO YOUR TV SHOW

AFTER CALLING YOUR BOSSA "JEW KIKE."

IF PEOPLE GOTTO KEEP THEIR JOBS

AFTER CALLING THEIR BOSSA JEW KIKE, CHARLIE,

THEN EVERYONE WOULD DO IT.

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