Cringe-Worthy - Dave Matthews Band

  • Season 1 , Ep 0109
  • 11/04/2013
  • Views: 1,374

The guest comedians come up with three-word phrases to make Chris squirm. (1:38)

SHUT UP!

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, TIME FOR OUR

FINAL SPEED GAME.

THIS WILL BE THE GREAT

EQUALIZER.

IT IS CRINGE-WORTHY.

ALL RIGHT, USING THREE WORDS,

HOW MUCH CAN YOU MAKE ME CRINGE?

USING THREE WORDS, HOW MUCH CAN

YOU MAKE ME CRINGE?

EVERY TIME YOU BUZZ IN IN 60

SECONDS WITH A GOOD

CRINGE-WORTHY ANSWER I'LL GIVE

YOU 250 POINTS.

READY, SET, GO.

JONAH?

>> CHRIS IS 42.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Chris: NOT YET!

NOT YET!

I HAVE TO GIVE YOU POINTS

AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

IN MY HOUSE?

(LAUGHTER)

AL STPH *EU.

>> WARM PLACENTA PIE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS).

>> Chris: IS THERE ANOTHER

KIND?

POINTS.

KREMER?

>> GENE SIMMONS' FLUIDS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

HE WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO SELL

THEM.

JONAH RAY?

>> "INDIANA JONES 5."

>> Chris: POINTS!

KREMER?

>> DAVE MATTHEWS BAND.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: MY BUDDY MATT MYRON

IS LITERALLY PUNCHING THE AIR

WITH FURY.

POINTS.

JONAH?

>> UNFORTUNATE SEX FART.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Chris: WHY CAN'T I HAVE A

FORTUNATE SEX FART?

POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE SEE THAT

THAT IS THE END OF CRINGE-WORTHY

AND JONAH YOU'RE IN FIRST PLACE,

HOWARD IN SECOND, ALI WONG, SO

SORRY, YOU'RE IN THIRD PLACE.

WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE YOU.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

ALI WONG, DO YOU HAVE FINAL

WORDS?

>> GUYS, I SPEAK CONVERSATIONAL

CHINESE SO IN 15 YEARS I'M GOING

TO OWN ALL OF YOU.

>> Chris: OH, (BLEEP)!

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