Greg Giraldo - Almost Useless

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/16/08 Views: 156,252

Greg Giraldo rags on John Stamos's appearance in a Beach Boys' video and compares him to Susie Essman's vagina. (0:47)

JOHN STAMOS ISN'T HE SHE GREAT?

JOHN PLAYED THE BONGOSIN A BEACH BOYS VIDEO

WEARING A PINK TANK TOP.

THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEENANY GAYER

IF GEORGE MICHAELWAS ON YOUR LAP

STUFFING CRYSTAL METHUP YOUR ASS

WITH RUPERT EVERETT'S FIST.

YOU'RE ON ER NOW, JOHN.CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE LIKESUSIE ESSMAN'S VAGINA.

YOU'RE ALMOST USELESS,BUT SOMEHOW YOU KEEP WORKING.

JOHN WAS MARRIEDTO MY FAVORITE SUPERMODEL,

REBECCA ROMIJN O'CONNELL.

JESUS.

HOLY.

JOHN, YOU--

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