Brains - Greatest Minds

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 02/25/2009
  • Views: 95,548

Three historical geniuses over-appreciate their waitress at a modern day restaurant. (4:15)

ERIC STERBERGERWAS SPELL-CHECKING

HIS COLLEGE APPLICATION ESSAY

ON WHAT THREEGREAT HISTORICAL MINDS

HE'D MOST LIKETO HAVE DINNER WITH

WHEN A LIGHTNING BOLT STRUCKHIS COMPUTER,

CATAPULTING HIM THROUGHTHE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

TO A NEARBY TGIF'S,WHERE HE FOUND HIMSELF SEATED

ACROSS FROM THE VERY GENIUSESHE WAS WRITING ABOUT:

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN,

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE,

AND GALILEO GALILEI.

>> OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS--THIS IS--THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL REALLY HERE.

>> WE ARE HERE, ERIC.

>> OH, MAN.OH, MY GOD.

>> AT YOUR SERVICE.

>> THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING US.

>> I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

I JUST--I HAVE NO IDEAWHERE TO BEGIN.

UH, MR. FRANKLIN.

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,LET'S DO THAT.

LET'S DO THE QUESTIONS.

>> CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE--

>> ARE YOU GUYS ALL READYTO ORDER,

OR DO YOU NEED ANOTHER MINUTE?

>> OOH, HELLO.WELL, I'M READY NOW.

>> I THINK WE ARE TOO.LET'S DO THIS.

>> LET'S DO THIS THING.PRAY, TELL ME.

MIGHT YOU BE ON THIS MENU?

>> NOPE.

>> A SHAME,BECAUSE I'D ORDER THAT.

NO, I WILL TAKETHE CHICKEN FAJITAS--

HOT, SPICY.

>> SHAKESPEARE TAKING ITSOUTH OF THE BORDER.

>> AND AN APPLETINI.

>> AND FOR YOU, SIR?

>> WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND,KATHY?

>> THE BURGER'S GOOD.

>> I'LL HAVEA BIG, JUICY BURGER, HUH?

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE.

DOES THAT BURGER COMEWITH WARM BUNS?

[laughter]

THAT'D BE NICE.AND A SELTZER.

>> AND FOR YOU, SIR?

>> I'M GOING TO HAVEA TUNA CLUB,

JALAPEƑO POPPERS,AND AN ICE TEA.

>> OKAY.AND FOR YOU?

>> I'LL JUST HAVE WATER.>> KID'S ON A DIET.

>> GREAT.THANKS, GUYS. OKAY.

>> THANK YOU, KATHY.>> OKAY.

OH, OH.OOH.

>> THAT IS THE PERFECT ASS,GENTLEMEN.

>> BOINGIDA BOINGIDA.AM I RIGHT? PURE POETRY.

KONNICHIWA.

>> WOW.GALILEO, WHERE WERE YOU?

>> WHAT?>> DID YOU NOT SEE HER?

>> I JUST LIKE TO TAKE IT SLOW,YOU KNOW?

>> OOH, SLOW-PLATE IT, HUH?THERE YOU GO.

>> THAT'S THE MOVE.SNAKE IN THE GRASS.

>> HEY!

CAN WE JUST TALKABOUT MY QUESTIONS?

>> ERIC, YES.SORRY.

YOU GO AHEAD.

>> OKAY, MR. SHAKESPEARE.>> MR. ERIC.

>> OH, HERE SHE COMES.

>> THERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICA.

ALL RIGHT, KATHY.

>> ENTER KATHY, RESTAURANT LEFT,LOOKING LOVELY.

>> TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.

>> WHOOPSIE DAISY.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>> HUH?

>> GALILEO, WHAT THE [bleep]?>> WHAT?

WHAT?>> SERIOUSLY, GALILEO.

THAT WAS HORRIBLE.WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>> I'M MAKING MY MOVE.>> IT'S A LITTLE EARLY.

>> YOU TALK.YOU CHITTER CHATTER.

>> MISJUDGED.MISJUDGED.

>> THAT'S NOT COOL.>> THIS IS THE HAND OF SPACE.

>> EXCUSE ME.EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.

>> HELLO, SIR.>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY HERE?

>> VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.>> SUPER, DELICIOUS.

>> I JUST HAD A COMPLAINTFROM ONE OF MY SERVERS

THAT ONE OF YOUMIGHT HAVE GRABBED HER.

>> NO, NO.>> NOT HERE. NOT US.

>> YOU?>> NO, I DIDN'T.

>> NOT US.NOT US.

>> SIR?>> WHAT?

YOU LOOKING AT ME?>> I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

>> OKAY, FINE,BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

SHE'S A [bleep] WAITRESS.>> OH, BOY.

>> SHE COME IN OVER HERE,LEAN OVER THE TABLE,

GOING TO SHAKESPEARE.

>> THAT WAS BAD.THAT WAS ACTUALLY BAD.

>> MAYBE HER ASS BUMPINTO MY HAND.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?THAT'S FINE.

I'M GOING TO ASK YOU GUYSTO LEAVE NOW.

[all arguing]

>> COME ON!

>> I APPRECIATE IT.LET'S GO.

COME ON. OUT.

>> WE'LL GO.>> I WANT YOU OUT.

LET'S GO.>> WHOOPS.

>> REALLY?>> HEY, EVERYBODY!

THE MANAGER OF THE TGIFKICKING OUT GALILEO!

I'M MAKING A TELESCOPE, KATHY!

>> I'M SORRY.I'M SORRY.

[all talking]

>> OH, JAMIE, GOT A LITTLESOMETHING FOR YOU.

BOOM.>> OH!

>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU--YOU LOOK LIKE A PIRATE.

>> WHAT?>> YOU HEARD ME.

>> SAY IT AGAIN!SAY IT AGAIN!

>> YOU LOOK LIKE A PIRATE.

[all talking]

>> WHAT? SAY IT!SAY IT TO MY FACE!

SAY IT TO MY FACE, ASS[bleep]!

>> WE ARE SAYING ITTO YOUR FACE.

>> [bleep] YOU, KATHY!

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