Uncensored - Kevin Hart - Financial Fears

Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Season 1, Ep 101 08/17/2011 Views: 133,830

Kevin Hart's biggest fear is his credit card getting declined in front of people. (1:44)

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WILL MESS YOUR LIFE UPMAN.

THEY WILL.

I'M TELLING YOU, I KNOW THISFROM EXPERIENCE, OKAY?

DWYANE WADE, THAT'S A GOODFRIEND OF MINE.

I LOVE DWYANE TO DEATH.

HERE'S THE THING, I CAN'T HANGOUT WITH DWYANE NO MORE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

DWYANE TRIED TO FUCKMY LIFE UP.

HE DID.

DWYANE TRIED TO MAKE ME BUYA BOAT.

I DON'T EVEN HAVEA FUCKIN' HOUSE.

I SAID, "HEY, MAN..."

I SAID, "I DON'T THINK THISIS A GOOD INVESTMENT."

HE SAID, "STOP BEING A BITCH.

YOU GOT IT, BALL OUT."

I SAID, "NO, NO, NO, I WOULD,BUT HERE'S THE THING.

THE WAY MY BANK ACCOUNT IS SETUP, THE THING IS, I GOT

A CHECKING AND A SAVINGS,BUT ALL THE MONEY IS IN MY

SAVINGS, SO I GOT TO SWITCH IT.

IT'S GONNA TAKE TOO LONG.

THE BOAT MIGHT NOT BE THEREWHEN I GET BACK."

YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITHEVERYBODY.

I'LL BE HONEST, ANOTHER PROBLEMOF MINE, I GOT TOO MANY

FINANCIAL FEARS.

I GET SCARED FAST.

I TELL YOU MY BIGGEST FEARWHEN IT COMES TO FINANCES.

MY BIGGEST FEAR IS MY CREDITCARD GETTING DECLINED

IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.

I'MA TELL YOU WHY.

HERE'S THE THING.

IT'S NOT THAT I'M SCARED OF MYCARD GETTING DECLINED.

I JUST DON'T LIKE ITWHEN YOU ANNOUNCE IT.

LIKE, BITCH, TELL ME.

IT'S MY CARD.

DON'T--DON'T PUT ON A SHOW.

DON'T COME OUT LIKE, "MR. HART,UH-UH, DIDN'T GO THROUGH.

I TRIED IT THREE TIMES.

I EVEN WIPED IT ON MY PANTS."

BITCH, GIVE ME THE CARD.

DON'T SAY ALL THAT.

THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUTRIED TO DO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

GIVE ME THE GODDAMN CARDBEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE

FUCKIN' THROAT, LADY.

I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS.

THAT'S TOO MUCH.

TOO MUCH.

I REMEMBER ONE TIME, I GOTSCARED 'CAUSE I THOUGHT MY CARD

WASN'T GONNA GO THROUGH, SO ICUT THE WAITRESS OFF BEFORE SHE

EVEN SAID ANYTHING.

"MR. HART--""AHH!

COME HERE, LET ME TALK TO YOU.

NO, COME ON THIS SIDE.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

LISTEN, THE WAY MY BANK ACCOUNTIS SET UP, THE THING IS,

I GOT A CHECKING AND A SAVINGS,BUT ALL THE MONEY IS IN MY

SAVINGS, SO I DON'T THINK IT'SGONNA GO THROUGH.

JUST GIVE ME A SECOND."