Mark's Dream Comes True

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 11/10/2010
  • Views: 160,750

Mark's sex-and-massage-filled dreams from the previous night become his reality. (1:46)

[Humming to himself]

[groaning]

- I'VE HEARD OF MORNING WOOD,MARK,

BUT IT'S NEARLY MIDNIGHT.

[chuckles]

- WHY AM I NAKED, LEONARD?

- THE SECOND ORDEAL.

WHATEVER YOU DREAMED LAST NIGHT,YOU'LL LIVE OUT TODAY.

NOW, HOLD STILL.

WE'RE FITTING YOUR TUXEDO.

- [humming]

IT'S MY BODY.I'M OKAY WITH IT.

HUH?

- YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMEDOF YOURSELF

FOR DREAMING THIS.

- I'VE BEEN UNDERA LOT OF STRESS LATELY.

TODAY'S TOPIC:ADMITTING YOUR FAULTS.

WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

- I LOOK AT MY POOPBEFORE I FLUSH.

- THAT'S ACTUALLYPRETTY NORMAL.

- I ALSO LOOK AT HIS POOPBEFORE HE FLUSHES.

- EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

- OOH, LITTLE CIRCLES,LITTLE CIRCLES.

- YOU KNOW,THERE'S A PROCEDURE

TO TAKE CAREOF THOSE SPIDER VEINS.

- [moaning]

splash!

- OH, YOU'RE SO TENSE.

- CALLIE, SWEETHEART,DREAMS COMING TRUE SOUNDS GREAT,

BUT IN REALITY,NOT SO FUN.

- WHO SAID IT'S SUPPOSEDTO BE FUN?

- YOU DID.

- JUST RELAX.

LET MOMMY WORK IT OUT.

- MOMMY?

- I'M SENSING DISTANCE, MARK.

- FOR THE RECORD,

I'VE NEVER DREAMTABOUT MY MOM

IN CROTCHLESS PANTIES.

- I BEG TO DIFFER.

YOU MUMBLE IN YOUR SLEEP.

WHO WANTS TO HEARTHE RECORDINGS?

all: WE DO!

- YOU'RE NOT GETTING COLD FEET,ARE YOU?

- I'M NOT MARRYING MY MOTHER.

- IT'S YOUR DREAM,NOT MINE.

- MARK, STOP ARGUING,AND HAND YOUR PENIS TO YOUR MOM.

- MM.

- YOU WASTE TIME TALKING,TEACHER.

IS MY TURN FROM BEHIND.

- IT'S AN ORGY.I-I WANT IN.

- I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEXWITH MARK'S MOTHER.

- [screaming]

- [laughing]

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