Stephen Lynch - Jesus' Brother

  • Season 12 , Ep 1
  • 01/10/2008
  • Views: 44,129

Jesus had a brother named Craig. (3:33)

Woman: THEY LOVE YOU, STEPHEN!

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

- [Strums dramatically]- [LAUGHTER]

- [Woman screams out]- SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.

[LAUGHTER]

♪ EVERYONE KNOWS JESUS

♪ THE MAN WHO HEALED THE LAME

♪ WELL, I AM JESUS' BROTHER

♪ CRAIG IS MY NAME

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

♪ JESUS ISTHE PRINCE OF PEACE ♪

♪ JESUS IS THE LAMB

♪ JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD

♪ BUT CRAIG DON'T GIVE A DAMN

♪ BECAUSE WHEN CRAIG'S INSIDEWE PARTY ALL DAMN NIGHT ♪

♪ I DON'T TURN WATER INTO WINEBUT INTO COLD COORS LIGHT ♪

♪ I'M NOT MY BROTHERI KNOW, DON'T WALK ON H2O ♪

♪ BUT I GOTHYDROPONIC [BLEEP] IN MEAND JUDAS CROW ♪

♪ I'M [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ I'M [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ I'M [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ CRAIG CHRIST

HA!

♪ I HANG OUT WITH LEPERS

♪ BARABAS AND SALOME

♪ JESUS' FRIENDSARE CALLED "APOSTLES" ♪

♪ CAUSE DUDESARE DEFINITELY GAY ♪

♪ JESUS PERFORMS MIRACLES

♪ FROM GALILEE TO ROME

♪ BUT IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE

♪ IF HE BROUGHTA [BLEEP] LADY HOME ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ BECAUSE WHILE JESUS IS PRAYING[BLEEP] CRAIG IS LAYING ♪

♪ EVERY LADY IN THE TESTAMENTYOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ♪

♪ I WON'T DIE FOR YOUR SINSLIKE MY FAMOUS KIN ♪

♪ BUT IF YOU GOT A LITTLE SISTERTHEN THERE'S ROOM IN THIS INN ♪

♪ I'M [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ I'M [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ I'M [BLEEP] HA!

♪ CRAIG CHRIST

HA!

♪ JESUS WAS OUR MOTHER'S FAV

♪ ALL HER LOVE TO HIM SHE GAVE

♪ BUT THERE'SNO SIBLING RIVALRY ♪

♪ WHEN HE'S NAILEDTO THAT TREE, YEAH ♪

♪ AND NOW THE QUESTION FOR YOUIS NOT WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ♪

♪ BUT WHERE WILL YOU BEWHEN THE CRAIG MACHINECOMES PARTYING THROUGH ♪

♪ AND IF THE LORD WILL ALLOWYOU'VE GOT TO ASK YOURSELF HOW ♪

♪ AND WHO, AND WHY, AND WHENAND WHERE IS YOUR MESSIAH NOW? ♪

♪ IT'S [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ YEAH, [BLEEP] CRAIG

♪ CRAIG CHRIST

♪ HA CRAIG CHRIST AH

♪ CRAIG CHRIST AH

♪ I'M [BLEEP] CRAIG

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

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